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But what kind of an effect has the ex-Wing had on the postboomer generation, the one that grew up on "Silly Love Songs," the kids who'll carry rock 'n' roll into the Nineties?
To answer this cosmic query, Sun Tracks posed a battery of inquiring-minds-want-to-know questions to a pithy panel of local musical muckamucks. These are the kind of people who might not have the Sgt. Pepper CD, but who just might still own the scratchy 33 1/3 version of Band on the Run. They might not have played it since the Seventies ended, but they haven't thrown it away, either.
Surprisingly, none of the celebrities had definite plans to attend McCartney's show at Sun Devil Stadium today (Wednesday). But all had good excuses for staying away.
Fearn Smith, singer, Brick Chair
Wayne Lien, guitarist, Housequake
Brian Scott Griffith, bassist, Dead Hot Workshop
Kevin Daly, singer-guitarist, Hellfire
Don Pendleton, guitarist, Jodie Foster's Army
Tami Allen, singer-guitarist, Spiney Norman
Greg Hall, drummer, Sacred Reich
Galen Herod, solo rock 'n' roll musician
Todd Joseph, guitarist, the Voice
Troy Gregory, bassist, Flotsam and Jetsam
What kind of influence has Paul McCartney's post-Beatles work had on you?
Smith: He didn't kill himself, and he didn't get murdered, and he's stuck it out. As far as applying it to my own music, that's allowed me to stick it out through my own hard times. I thought about killing myself a couple of times when the local scene wouldn't accept Brick Chair, but I said, "If Paul McCartney can stick it out, so can I."
Lien: Absolutely none.
Daly: None, I hope.
Pendleton: Michael Jackson outbid Paul McCartney for all the Beatles tunes. If anything affected my life, it's that someone could outbid me for my own songs, and I wouldn't own 'em. I think it's terrible.
Hall: I don't know what the message in "Band on the Run" was.
Gregory: My brother and I used to sing "Uncle Albert" and plug our noses. And "Live and Let Die," we'd jump around and shoot each other."
Is Paul McCartney dead?
Smith: No, he's not dead. Where would I be if he was? If I find out he is, I'm gonna be in serious trouble.
Lien: That's a tough one. I'd like to think so.
Allen: Yeah, definitely Paul's dead, but the new one is sort of like a cartoon mask. It's, like, not really Paul. Him and Linda look like masks. They do.
Herod: It doesn't sound like he's dead. It sounds like he's eating jellybeans when he sings. It's just the way he chews words, like he has food in his mouth.
Gregory: He died just before he was 28. I got proof--the cover of Yesterday and Today. I got a bunch of other things, like voodoo sticks and shoe polish.
In the song "Hey Jude," Paul McCartney wrote the famous line, "Hey Jude, you dude." Does Paul McCartney get enough credit for popularizing the word "dude" in the English language?
Lien: Not nearly as much as he deserves.
Daly: No. In fact, he should receive royalties just from around my household alone. I've got a couple of preteens, and they'd be in hock.
Pendleton: No credit at all. He looks like he'd never say it. In fact, it looks like someone would walk up to him and say it and he'd be offended.
Allen: Hell, no. I think that everybody should give him credit for that. Definitely. I think there would be a lot of little surfers and skaters who would be amazed that that's where it came from--unless you consider "dude ranch" more important than Paul.
Hall: I think he should get much credit for starting the "dude" trend. He doesn't get much credit, does he?
Joseph: I myself use the word quite frequently, and he didn't have any influence on me. So probably not.
Gregory: You mean is he the one to blame?
Did Paul McCartney's pot-bust in the early Eighties radically affect your lifestyle?
Smith: No, but Nancy Reagan's "Just say no to drugs" [campaign] really did. And now I'm totally clean. It was probably planted on him by John Lennon.
Lien: I couldn't believe it. I was totally astounded that Paul McCartney would ever do drugs.
Griffith: No. I thought it was cool.
Daly: Yeah. I quit drugs as a result of that.
Pendleton: He just was so tall compared to the Japanese policemen. I figured if I went there, I'd stand out.
Hall: No, it did not.
Gregory: No influence either which way. If he was smuggling black-market babies, that would've affected me.
What do you think of Paul and Linda McCartney's marriage?
Smith: It's all hype.
Griffith: I think it's a match made in heaven, to tell you the truth.
Daly: Nothing, if I can help it. I'm married.
Herod: Well, it's kind of a lot like John's marriage. Someone recently said, "With all the women they could've had, they ended up with those two hags." It's gotta be love with those two.