Crazy Ed's Satisfied Frog, 6245 East Cave Creek Road, Cave Creek, 253-3746. Hours: Monday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 1 a.m.; Sunday, 9 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Barbecue joints come with primal thrills other restaurants simply can't match. You don't need much in the way of cutlery. Knives and forks, like clothes and government, are badges of lost innocence.

And just gazing at a platter of ribs inspires a kind of vicarious satisfaction. You may not have participated in the actual hunt, but the inert pile of meaty bones symbolically trumpets mankind's cerebral superiority over the animal kingdom. You can't get the same sense of power staring down at, say, a wedge of spinach lasagna.

Location Info


Bill Johnson's Big Apple

16810 N. 19th Ave.
Phoenix, AZ 85023

Category: Restaurant > American

Region: North Phoenix

Then there are the delicious oral sensations you get from stripping the flesh and gnawing the bone. Finally, you don't have to worry about fussy conventions of civility, like keeping barbecue sauce off your shirt or face.

When, to all these pluses, you add the indisputable fact that ribs are best washed down by cold brewskis, it's hard to understand how the Yellow Pages restaurant section can contain listings for any other type of fare.

Crazy Ed's Satisfied Frog looks like every Eastern dude's idea of a cowboy barbecue saloon, from the red-and-blue-checked oilcloth on the tables to the sawdust sprinkled on the floor. Hanging from the walls are three primary elements of Western trophy decor: a buffalo head, a deer head and a television set tuned to ESPN.

Menu novelty is not what keeps this place packed even during the summer doldrums. If "deep-fried" is one of your favorite adjectives, the Satisfied Frog's appetizers will furnish just the right noun.

Thin-sliced green chiles come breaded and crisply fried. So do the big mushrooms and zucchini. Each has a fresh-cooked-up taste, without the usual frozen, commercial texture.

But people weren't waiting an hour for a table on a sticky Wednesday night to get at the appetizers or the house salad. They were lined up for the big platters of mesquite-smoked meats and fried chicken.

The time was well spent if they opted for the pork ribs. These are succulent critters, meaty and tender. I particularly enjoyed their slightly charred touch, which gave them an appealing bit of crunch.

The beef ribs don't have quite the same fall-off-the-bone qualities (they rarely do). But these bovine bones sport the same crispy heft that I admired in their porcine mates.

The best that can be said about the inoffensive barbecue sauce, though, is that it doesn't get in the way too much. With these ribs, it's a case of subtraction by addition.

The barbecue beef brisket doesn't quite measure up to the ribs. Not only don't you get the satisfaction of wielding your food by hand, you have to work around a fair amount of untrimmed fat.

Actually, the whole fried chicken is probably the best dish on the menu, once you get past the daunting sight of it. The cut-up bird comes unceremoniously piled up on a plate, high enough to come with its own Sherpa guide. It looks like something that flew around Jurassic Park.

But it's greaseless, moist and crisp. Too bad the menu doesn't offer a half-bird option.

The Satisfied Frog doesn't do nearly as well with other parts of the meal. The pan-fried hunks of potato are surprisingly resistible. And despite the presence of onion and pepper, the cowboy beans had absolutely no discernible flavor.

You won't have to wait until you weigh yourself the next morning to be sorry you ordered dessert. Melancholy sets in after the first bite. The strawberry shortcake is short on berries and long on whipped cream, enough to hide a hacksaw. The Kahl£a pie is a leaden caloric blob.

Believe it or not, you can get cappuccino here. Don't. It's concocted from a powdered mix. I'm not a believer in frontier justice, but I'll overlook my principles when the perpetrator of this coffee crime is apprehended.

The only liquids you should be drinking here are the excellent, home-brewed suds. The chili beer, in particular, is a fiery hoot--a whole hot pepper comes lodged in the bottle. It's even exported to England and Japan.

Bill Johnson's Big Apple Restaurant, 16810 North 19th Avenue, Phoenix, 863-7921. Hours: Sunday through Thursday, 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 6 a.m. to 1 a.m.

Bill Johnson's rib house, "where the pavement ends and the West begins," is also into cowboy chuck-wagon kitsch. The theme starts at the entrance, where the doorknobs are shaped like six-shooters. Waitresses sling pistol-packin' holsters around their hips and kerchiefs around their necks. Steer horns are mounted on the wall and ornate, red-hooded saloon lamps hang from the ceiling.

This 37-year-old place (with five Valley branches) celebrates a romanticized notion of the Old West. According to the menu story, pioneer families pushed westward, braving "hostile Indians" and "the cold swishing thud of an Apache arrow" to create a "new way of life."

Maybe so. But in reality, that new way of life looked a lot like the old way of life: frenzied land speculation, environmental degradation and Indian removal.

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