It Crawled From the Bins: Who is Rouvaun? What--you don't know? Then it's about time you woke up and smelled the self-love, for Rouvaun is none other than The World's Greatest Singer. It says so right on his album cover. And if vocals that sound like Dudley Do Right mixed with a dime-store Pavarotti spell No. 1 to you, then Rouvaun ain't just boastin'.

Dig the liner notes--God, I love liner notes--on this rugged macho stylist: "Rouvaun loves motorcycles, speed, the ocean, mountains and the dessert [that's really what it says], rock 'n' roll and R&B music, semiclassical and opera and any good song." If that expansive range of passions sounds enticing to any of you ladies, get a load of this batch of inside poop: "He likes steak, corn on the cob, baseball, football, sports cars and a feeling of freedom." And he douches regularly! Just kidding.

Now here's a bit of trivia I'll bet no one out there knows about Rouvaun, The World's Greatest Singer. According to Dewey Webb, who is an absolute authority on such matters, when Barry "Greg Brady" Williams took Florence "Mom Brady" Henderson out on a now-infamous date during the Brady show's heyday, guess where they went? The Coconut Grove, and guess who they saw? Rouvaun, The World's Greatest Singer. And if that isn't proof enough of Mr. R's claim, then I'm not: , The World's Greatest Music Editor.

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