CUT TO THE CHASTE

The film's emotional forcefulness carries one past its lack of much intellectual rigor. Making their case, McGovern and Bird duly note that Christ never said that priests had to be celibate, and that the policy may have been inaugurated as a way of keeping the Church from economic responsibility for priestly widows. But when it comes to homosexuality, about which the Bible does have a few choice words, Priest quickly retreats to the usual defensive platitudes about judging not and not casting the first stone and such.

Just once, when some person of orthodox beliefs starts up--as Father Greg does to Father Matthew early on in the film--with that line about how they're just picking and choosing what parts of the Bible appeal to them, I'd love to hear this in response: "You're bloody well right I'm picking and choosing what appeals to me in the Bible, just as you and every other Christian do, because however great the Bible may be, not all of it is still applicable, and not all of it ever was, and you don't own it any more than I do, so God bless you and keep you out of my face."

Priest was originally slated to open on Good Friday, which seems to me an entirely appropriate occasion to open a film about a religious struggle. But Miramax eventually gave in to Church grumbling, and pushed the date back to Wednesday of the following week.

It's infuriating that religious groups are so often capitulated to when they complain about being offended. When do they ever show the slightest compunction about insulting or offending those without a faith, or the nondenominational faithful? Besides, Bird's film bears the imprimatur of a self-styled arbiter of wholesomeness that carries far more weight in modern society than any mere world religion. Don't forget who Miramax's corporate parent is--Priest is a Disney movie.

<< Previous Page | 1 | 2 | All
 
My Voice Nation Help
0 comments
 

Now Showing

Find capsule reviews, showtimes & tickets for all films in town.

Powered By VOICE Places

Join My Voice Nation for free stuff, film info & more!

Box Office

  1. Iron Man 3, 72.5 mil, 284.9 mil
  2. The Great Gatsby, 50.1 mil, 50.1 mil
  3. Pain & Gain, 5.0 mil, 41.6 mil
  4. Peeples, 4.6 mil, 4.6 mil
  5. 42, 4.6 mil, 84.7 mil
  6. Oblivion, 4.1 mil, 81.9 mil
  7. The Croods, 3.6 mil, 173.2 mil
  8. Mud, 2.5 mil, 8.6 mil
  9. The Big Wedding, 2.5 mil, 18.3 mil
  10. Oz The Great and Powerful, 1.1 mil, 230.3 mil
Movie Title, Weekly Earnings, Total Earnings
©2013 Phoenix New Times, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places Phoenix

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city