Organ Lessons

He's found a doctor in Beverly Hills who will perform reconstructive surgery--no guarantees--for $7,000.

"He's got credentials from the Mayo Clinic, so him I trust."
Despite all this, David doesn't regret his decision to get a penis enlargement. He just regrets his choice of doctors. It sounds like a case of colossal rationalization.

"If I'd'a had a clue, I wouldn't have done it--with him. Would I still do it again? Yeah.