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LettersByPublished on June 13, 1996Smashing Punkin We have a boat repair, two real estate offices, store and deli, post office, auto repair, three RV parks, laundry, gift shop, two boat storages, building supply, restaurant, bar, hotel, mini storage, two beauty shops, county office, maintenance yard, town park, church, Marine Corps league headquarters, school, library, fire station with ambulance, homes and two double-wide mobiles. The Lone Fire never got within five miles of Punkin Center. Please consider this an invitation to Kiefer to visit us, look around our community and maybe retract what he wrote about us. Town of Punkin Center Editor's note: Michael Kiefer did describe Punkin Center as "more a jumble of cafes, gas stations and double-wide trailers" than a town, and, on his behalf, I heartily apologize. Punkin Center is not just a jumble of cafes, gas stations and double-wide trailers. It has a bait shop, too. Desperately Seeking Scribe Name withheld Editor's note: Once the Polaroids arrive, Mr. Gilstrap says, he will be glad to tell you his marital status. Music Stand When I was younger, I succumbed to an elitist mentality that I was so hip because my taste ranged anywhere from Dead Can Dance to Suicidal Tendencies. However, as I grew more aware of the music scene, I was quickly humbled. I discovered I was in the majority. Wake up, Holthouse. Musical contrast is usually a basic tenet of the "alternative" mentality. The reality out here is that if it "jams," we probably like it, no matter what genre it's in. Say, since Holthouse is a Rage fan, does that mean he drives around in a Jeep without his shirt on, his cap on backward, and sportin' a Nine Inch Nails bumper sticker? Whoa, help me! I'm in Holthouse's shoes. They're too tight! They cut off my circulation and blur my vision . . .
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