Wild Weekend

I am drained. I exit the place with the rest of the poor slobs who have to face the time clock come Monday, but when I see the bossman's face, I'll be smiling. I've had excitement, tasted tension, witnessed fierce competition and holistic miracles, all in one weekend. And there was still time to get a 12-pack and a Gallagher video on the way home.

--Gilstrap

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