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After Simpson's death last year, I held out a certain morbid hope that he was the one responsible for the worst tendencies of the duo's films. But, if Con Air, Bruckheimer's first solo effort, is any indication, that hope was just critical folly. While tyro director Simon West fills Con Air with all the slam-bang action and well-honed wisecracks that were the strength of its predecessors, it brims even more with their worst qualities. Characterization is by the numbers; audience sympathies are manipulated with cold precision; style is slathered on with no regard for context. In the midst of the film's generally nasty tone, the few moments suggesting some kind of actual emotional content are so clunky and unconvincing they only make the overall experience worse.
Nicolas Cage stars as Cameron Poe, a hotshot soldier married to a beautiful, pregnant blonde (Monica Potter). The film's very first scene--Cameron greeting his wife at the bar where she works--is shot in a gauzy, glossy manner that suggests beer ads and thirtysomething; the hazy lighting and vaguely dissociative camera movement manage to keep us distanced from all the characters.
When Cameron is attacked by three rowdy drunks and accidentally kills one in self-defense, he is miraculously sentenced to a prison term so long that we can only surmise the judge was recently transferred to California from Tehran. No dream team necessary here: Any inveterate People's Court watcher could have gotten the guy off.
Credits running, we are treated to an endless montage of Cameron's prison years, with a narration of more than the usually nauseating sentimentality, as Cage reads Cameron's Prison Epistles to the Daughter He Has Never Met. (For no particular reason, the cell block is designed and shot as though it were straight out of Blade Runner's futuristic L.A. slums.) By this time, even the dimmest audience member has probably gotten the message: Cameron may be a convict, but he is still a 24-karat golden paragon of human virtue.
After seven years, our hero is granted parole. But, in an unwisely impatient moment, he agrees to fly home in a plane that is also transporting America's Most Hideous Felons--these guys practically have neon signs on their chests--to a new, super-high-security prison. In a plot development that wouldn't have seemed fresh even if we hadn't seen it five months ago in Turbulence, the bad guys manage to take over the plane.
Cameron pretends to go along with them, all the while trying to undermine the escape plan. Meanwhile, back on the ground, U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin (John Cusack) is also on the case, though hampered by a jurisdictional dispute with DEA asshole Malloy (The Van's Colm Meaney, unable to bring any credibility to his horribly written part).
Thanks to the psychotic behavior of criminal mastermind Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom (John Malkovich), alleged black revolutionary Nathan "Diamond Dog" Jones (Ving Rhames) and crazed pilot "Swamp Thing" (M.C. Gainey), a long series of shootings, explosions and collisions occurs. The big finale--it's in the ads and trailers, so I'm not giving away any state secrets here--involves a crash landing in Las Vegas. "We can't make it to the airfield," Swamp Thing announces. "I'll have to land on the Strip"--thus revealing himself as not only crazed but also stupid. Yup, big hunks of nice, flat, unobstructed desert turf a quarter of a mile to either side of the Strip, but we better aim the sucker at the only really busy, congested stretch within 20 miles.
To be evenhanded, the plot is otherwise relatively hole-free. Even though screenwriter Scott Rosenberg has to accept blame for the most irritatingly awful screenplay of the '90s (Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead), here he makes sure that we're always told who knows what and how they know it.
Still, what elevates Con Air from the merely banal to the truly offensive is its gleeful sadism. The filmmakers have employed an effective but repugnant strategy that invites the audience to revel in human pain and find humor in what should be appalling. In essence, they make many of the worst villains somehow more likable than the others: When Cyrus blows a turncoat to hell an' gone, the viewers are positioned to find his revenge laudable and gratifying.
It's a sleazy kind of audience manipulation, and one that informs all of Con Air. In one scene, a corpse is dropped from the plane, plunging toward a small town below: The bit is set up and played as humor, even after it leads to the probable death and maiming of several innocent townsfolk. It's the sort of gag that would work in a slapstick comedy, but it's woefully out of place here--if the film regards its characters as cartoons, why should we get emotionally invested in anyone's survival?
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