The Trashman
Where unit-shifting heroes of rock are exposed as the passionless poseurs they really are
Speaking of hack writing, there's no shortage of outside specialists having a hand in the muddle as well. On "Who Has the Right," Hagar the Horrible teams with hitmeisters Jesse Harms/Craig Chaquico to preach in eighth-grade vernacular that women shouldn't have the right to choose (I smell a future GOP candidate collecting his ego), and they wrap the whole thing in that piss-stained sap that bloated the waists of should-have-been-taken-out-back-and-shot crap artists like Journey and Jovi.
Boy, I'll tell ya, brothers Halen and bloated/bald bass guy sure know a wuss when they see one. They oughta know. Hee, hee, heeeeee. Surely, Sir Roth knows a good laugh when he sees one.
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