In the era of There's Something About Mary, Anthony Marriot and Alistair Fort's 1971 farce No Sex Please, We're British--which ran for well more than a decade in London despite bad reviews--will probably seem about as quaint a bit of mummery as you're likely to find. Mesa Little Theatre presents the tale of a young bride who inadvertently mail-orders "Scandinavian pornography," scandalizing her starchy bank-manager husband. Final performances are at 8 p.m. Friday, August 14; the same time Saturday, August 15; and 2 p.m. Sunday, August 16, at Mesa Arts Center Theatre, 155 North Center. Tickets are $8. 834-9500.
More naughty Brit high jinks: Scottsdale-based Is What It Is Theatre presents Ray Cooney and John Chapman's Not Now, Darling, another comedy of "unfaithful husbands, mistaken identities and airborne undergarments" set in an exclusive London furrier. The show, deemed suitable for those in middle school and older, opens at 7:30 p.m. Friday, August 14; and 7:30 p.m. Saturday, August 15, in the Community Room at Pueblo Grande Museum and Cultural Park, 4619 East Washington. Tickets are $5. The run continues through Sunday, August 23. 994-9495.
Beginning and experienced Lindy Hoppers alike can learn from dancer and teacher Steven Mitchell, who shows his moves to the sounds of the nine-piece Hollywood Hepsters at the Summer Swing Fling. Mitchell hosts dances at 8 p.m. Friday, August 14; and the same time Saturday, August 15, in the east-side gym of Shadow Mountain High School, 2902 East Shea; each of these includes a beginners' class. On Saturday, August 15, and Sunday, August 16, Mitchell conducts daytime classes, starting at 10 a.m. The whole weekend costs $120; individual classes cost $15; individual dances cost $10. 994-4637.
A silent movie accompanied by live music can be as vibrant as a sound movie, and sometimes more so. The Valley of the Sun chapter of the American Theatre Organists Society continues its uphill struggle to keep alive this part of our cinematic heritage with a Silent Film Festival. Three short comedies from before the talkie era are accompanied by Rob Richards, starting at 7:30 p.m. Saturday, August 15, at the Orpheum Theatre, 203 West Adams. The bill includes James Parriot and Leo McCarey's 1929 Two Tars, with Laurel and Hardy causing trouble in a traffic jam; the great Buster Keaton in 1922's The Blacksmith; and Charlie Chaplin in The Cure, a self-directed vehicle of 1917 which gives a glimpse of Chaplin's favorite pre-Tramp vaudeville persona: "The Inebriate," or comedy drunk. Tickets are $10. 979-1100 (ATOS).
Barry Goldwater is honored by the new exhibit at Heard Museum North--"Cloud Messengers: Hopi Katsina Dolls" features upwards of 200 of the native figurines (the usual spelling of the word, "kachina," is said to be a less accurate reflection of the Hopi pronunciation), many donated by the late senator. It opens Saturday, August 15, and continues through July 1999. Hours: 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Mondays through Saturdays, noon to 5:30 p.m. Sundays. Admission: $2, $1 for those ages 4 to 12, free for younger kids and Heard members. At el Pedregal at the Boulders, 34505 North Scottsdale Road in Scottsdale. 488-9817.
If you're tired of keeping up with the Joneses, perhaps you'd rather keep up with the smiths: Arizona Bronze Fine Art Foundry holds a "public night pour and exhibition" showcasing the works of foundry artisans John Tuomisto-Bell and Jeff Wilson from 7 to 10 p.m. Saturday, August 15, at the foundry, 1820 East Third Street in Tempe. Tuomisto-Bell works in hanging mixed media; Wilson's sculptures combine castings with fabricated and found objects. There's also a sculpture garden. 968-4011.
A "feis"--pronounced "fesh"--is a festival of competitive Irish dancing. A Phoenix Feis Fund Raiser, in support of the Phoenix Irish Feis to be held in October in Sun City, is scheduled for 2 p.m. through (at least) 7 p.m. Sunday, August 16, at Dubliner Irish Pub & Restaurant, 3841 East Thunderbird. Featured dancing ensembles will include The McMorrows, The Rambling Rovers, The Rogues and dancers from the McElligott Dance School, the Bracken Dance School and the McTeggard Dance School. The donation is $3 per person, $5 per couple; kids under 12 get in free. 273-7282.