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Disney deserves extinction for Dinosaur dialogue

Dinosaurs used to be cool. In 1969, if you had asked me what I thought was the best movie ever made, I would likely have told you that it was Valley of Gwangi, in which a group of cowboys find a gully full of leftover dinosaurs, animated by Ray Harryhausen, in the Mexican desert, and lasso a Tyrannosaurus rex for their Wild West show. The reason for my choice, in the face of the wooden acting, the cornball dialogue and the utterly predictable plot, would have been simple: The dinosaurs were cool.In those days, dinosaurs were still regarded by science as falling into two groups -- rampaging carnivores and sluggish, pea-brained herbivores. But in the intervening years, paleontology has grown more sophisticated -- pushed forward, probably, by the obsessions of geeky kids who grew up watching Valley of Gwangi -- and a deeper understanding of the prehistoric reptiles has arisen.

It is now generally accepted that dinosaurs were dynamic, relatively intelligent creatures that courted and mated and reared young and fought rivals and defecated and got sick and died. They were, well, animals, it turns out, not the medieval dragons we used to imagine. No doubt this makes them more complex and more beautiful as objects of scientific study, but it also makes them, as movie characters, less cool.

There are two pretty cool dinosaurs in the new Disney computer-animated feature Dinosaur: The pair of carnotaurs that stalk the herd could give Gwangi a run for his money. Part of what makes this toothsome duo, intended as the movie's villains, so cool is that they, unlike the dinos that Disney wants us to root for in this movie, are unrepentant predators. But the bigger reason they come off so agreeably may be simpler yet: THEY DON'T TALK.

Dinosaur is visually ravishing, but making these cool creatures talk ruins the mystique surrounding them.
Dinosaur is visually ravishing, but making these cool creatures talk ruins the mystique surrounding them.

Disney did dinosaurs once before, come to think of it. In the original 1940 Fantasia, an allosaurus and a stegosaurus squared off with each other to Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring. They didn't talk, either, and they were pretty cool.

Not so, alas, the protagonist dinosaurs in Dinosaur. If you saw the long, wordless, visually beautiful and exciting trailer for the film prior to last year's Toy Story 2, you may have thought the whole movie would be in the same style -- a dialogue-free evocation of the Mesozoic era, tracing the life of one dinosaur from hatchling to old campaigner in a more or less realistic manner. That may well be how the original screenplay, by Walon Green, was conceived. But Disney's rewrite thugs, John Harrison and Robert Nelson Jacobs, have put mouse ears on the dinosaurs.

That "trailer" is really just the first scene, which depicts how a dinosaur egg gets separated from its nest, and is discovered, as it hatches, by a family of lemurs (lemurs co-existing with dinosaurs is the first of the film's numerous scientific absurdities). At exactly the point where the trailer ends, the critters start moving their little CGI mouths, and out come the voices of familiar Hollywood actors like Alfre Woodard, Ossie Davis, Max Casella and Hayden Panettiere. This is, no joke, the story that ensues:

The hatchling, raised by the lemurs -- exactly how they raise him is glossed over -- grows into a strapping young Iguanodon named Aladar (D.B. Sweeney). When a giant meteor crashes into the sea, Aladar and his surrogate mammal family must join a herd of herbivores that is desperately migrating across the desert in search of a nesting ground. Aladar falls in with the herd's aging stragglers, like a big sauropod (Joan Plowright), a horned styracosaur (Della Reese) and an armored ankylosaur that acts like a dog. When Aladar sticks up for these new friends, he gains the enmity of the herd's leader, Kron (Samuel E. Wright). But Kron's foxy sister Neera (Julianna Margulies) thinks Aladar is cute.

The plot, in other words, is straight out of the familiar Disney template: sensitive misfit hero with wisecracking pals overcomes adversity in the face of brutish enemies, and finds romance besides. Yet somehow, when this story is enacted not by fanciful cartoon animals but by giant behemoths rendered with considerable attention to scientific detail, the effect is quite deranged. Even for Disney.

Compounding the oddity is Dinosaur's barely acknowledged undercurrent of grimness. The chipper wisecracks, for instance, ring really weird in the middle of the flight across the desert, which looks disturbingly like a death march. And the meteor that sets the plot in motion seems to be a reference to the theory that such a collision was what killed off the dinosaurs -- an alternative title for the film might be Love in the Time of Extinction. It's probably safe to say that Dinosaur is the first apocalyptic kiddy movie.

None of this is to say that Dinosaur isn't visually ravishing, or that the faux Stravinsky on the soundtrack by James Newton Howard isn't zesty. It's not even to say that a lot of kids, and some adults, won't respond to the film; after all, it's doubtful that Pavlov ever conditioned his dogs to drool as well as Disney conditions children to respond to its formula. But some of the tougher-minded kids may find it hard to sit without embarrassment through this bizarre mixture of paleontology, preposterous anthropomorphism and fuzzy-headed New Age myth-making. All that's missing are the show tunes. Thank God for small favors.

 
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