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Powerful performances from The Weaker Sex

If the idea of such a future is as appalling to you as it is to us, then let's take a stand together. In a move of patriotic activism, Bash & Pop has decided to set up a lobby to have Claudia DiFolco exiled back to her homeland. But we can't do it alone; we need your help. If you pledge just $25 to the "Deport DiFolco Fund," you'll receive a handsome "Claudia, Go Home, Eh?" bumper sticker, a very tight-fitting belly shirt, a monthly newsletter updating our progress and, most important, the satisfaction of knowing you've played a part in helping our country remain free from the clutches of these northern barbarians. (Though the "Deport DiFolco Fund" is a nonprofit political organization, please make your checks payable directly to me, Bob Mehr.)

Ask yourselves as Americans: How many more Howie Mandels must we suffer, how many more Alanis Morissettes must we endure, how many more Paul Shaffers must plague our airwaves before we, as a people, say enough is enough? Remember, our forefathers fought and died so we wouldn't have to live under the boot heel of people like Alan Thicke.

Big wheel a-rollin': The Weaker Sex, from left, Erica Cluff, Heather Rae Johnson, Tessa Chapparone, Ruth Wilson and Krissy Packard.
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Big wheel a-rollin': The Weaker Sex, from left, Erica Cluff, Heather Rae Johnson, Tessa Chapparone, Ruth Wilson and Krissy Packard.
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it: Bash & Pop aims to send uppity Canuck DiFolco packing.
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it: Bash & Pop aims to send uppity Canuck DiFolco packing.

Thank you. And God bless America.

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