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If the idea of such a future is as appalling to you as it is to us, then let's take a stand together. In a move of patriotic activism, Bash & Pop has decided to set up a lobby to have Claudia DiFolco exiled back to her homeland. But we can't do it alone; we need your help. If you pledge just $25 to the "Deport DiFolco Fund," you'll receive a handsome "Claudia, Go Home, Eh?" bumper sticker, a very tight-fitting belly shirt, a monthly newsletter updating our progress and, most important, the satisfaction of knowing you've played a part in helping our country remain free from the clutches of these northern barbarians. (Though the "Deport DiFolco Fund" is a nonprofit political organization, please make your checks payable directly to me, Bob Mehr.)
Ask yourselves as Americans: How many more Howie Mandels must we suffer, how many more Alanis Morissettes must we endure, how many more Paul Shaffers must plague our airwaves before we, as a people, say enough is enough? Remember, our forefathers fought and died so we wouldn't have to live under the boot heel of people like Alan Thicke.
Thank you. And God bless America.
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