By Heather Hoch
By Eric Schaefer
By New Times
By Rachel Miller
By Eric Schaefer
By Heather Hoch and Lauren Saria
By Robrt L. Pela
By Heather Hoch
Niko's opened this spring in a former bank building. If the owners had anticipated the crowds that would come, they would have kept the vault during the renovation, to store the cash this place must be raking in.
Tucked in an obscure corner between Goldie's Sports Bar and a fitness club in Scottsdale Ranch, Niko's has become a stamping ground for wealthy Greeks and connoisseurs of the cuisine, our black-garbed waiter boasts. When the belly dancer begins her act, customers swarm the dance floor, throwing dollar bills in the traditional Greek custom of showing how love of life -- not money -- matters most. We're skeptical. Scottsdalians are hardly known for chucking cash at random, and it's doubtful that die-hard Mediterraneans would be lured in to pay upward of $30 for dishes that, while satisfying, lack the spark of vibrant herbs and spicing that so marks the food of this region. In the end, it turns out we're both right. While I'm still doubtful that true lovers of Greek cuisine call Niko's home, partiers here are happy to throw money both at the stage, and at the dinner bill.
Hours: Lunch (starting September 1), Monday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. ; Dinner, Tuesday through Sunday, 5 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Vegetarian combo: $14.95
Kafta kabob: $14.95
Cabbage leaves: $13.95
Niko's has split personalities. The sprawling eatery is divided into three distinct rooms, each catering to a specific clientele. The central room is for quiet diners, resplendent in sophisticated deep-blue walls and ceilings, a full wall of fountains emerging from ornate gold caps the size and shape of manhole covers, carved columns, blue- and terra-cotta-hued tile floors, and floor-to-ceiling swags of blue and tan fabric. Here is where guests come for white-tablecloth presentation, comfy booths or sleek wooden chairs, and suave service. Here's where they come to focus on the food.
Another room is an all-out salute to Moroccan opulence, rich with leopard skin rugs, maroon walls, intricately adorned mirrors and lamps, and fabrics fluttering from a coal-black ceiling. Here is where guests come to cut loose at tables covered with crimson cloths, sip a martini at the elegant, back-lit bar, joke with the more-relaxed servers, watch the belly dancer, listen to live music and, yes, toss greenbacks into the air.
Forget about the third room. It looks as if it's been decorated with closeouts from a failed Chinese restaurant. It's always empty, probably a private party space. The best time to be had is in the belly dancer-music room, where the failings of the food evaporate under the excitement of the atmosphere.
Not that the failings are too great. But it's clear we're paying more for surroundings than dedicated recipes. And often the kitchen forgets its focus, running wild with cuisines from regions so far removed from Greece that we might as well be at an international bazaar. Why would we want to order tempura, one night's appetizer special? Or chicken wings, fettuccine Alfredo and Cajun swordfish? How about a patty melt or a Reuben? Other American dishes seem tossed into the mix to keep the white-bread clientele coming.
"I thought Greek food was supposed to be exciting," wonders my dinner companion, tasting a bite of his filet mignon. "This is just steak."
It's true. The meat, as with many Niko's dishes, has little trace of Greek energy: the barest measure of olive oil, lemon juice, oregano, rosemary, basil, parsley, mint or dill. And for an eye-popping price of $29.95 for 10 ounces à la carte, this should be the best beef in the universe. Although the meat has probably never seen the inside of a freezer, the mushroom-capped cow doesn't rise above average. A side of asparagus is a rip-off at $3.95, with its woody, thick spears.
A few of the appetizer specialties are remarkable. For an addictive dip, hummus is luscious with garbanzo beans mashed to a creamy paste and blended with tahini (thick sesame seed paste), lemon and garlic. The saganaki is spectacular, too, all tangy kasseri and kefalotiri cheeses baked in olive oil and flambéed with brandy. We dig deeply into the stunning square, relishing sharp, bright flavors and sides of excellent, crisp-grilled pita triangles.
Even as our waiter shouts "opa" upon lighting our saganaki afire, little could distract us from the taramosalata, which is a beguiling purée of red caviar and potato. We spread it on ruby-red tomato slices, tuck it atop a pita, lick the very last bit from the tines of our forks. Sujuk, too, is sensational. A chef's specialty, it brings gloriously moist rounds of homemade beef sausage sautéed with garlic and lemon and paired with grilled cherry tomatoes. There's flavor to spare, alternating stabs of chorizo-like meat with tart tomato.
Another chef's specialty, eggplant salad, is worthy of its crown, featuring grilled eggplant chunks, chopped tomatoes, onion, parsley, green peppers and garlic. Gutsy, no, but an immensely satisfying juicy casserole eaten alone or tucked in a pita. Fattoush, too, is mighty fine, presenting a plateful of chopped cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, Kalamata olives, parsley, a bit of romaine and thin chips of toasted Lebanese bread. Character comes from a gloss of lemon, olive oil and zaater herb.