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Like all great writers, Jeffrey Hyman used special stationery.
"He was always writing lyrics on little scraps of paper -- on shopping bags, on cardboard from shirts," recalls his mom, Charlotte Lesher. "They would be really crazy lyrics."
"Beat on the brat," he wrote, "beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat."
"As brothers, we had ups and downs," says Mickey Leigh, Jeffrey's junior by three years. Leigh, who uses his middle name as his surname, counts among his first memories the time when his brother reenacted a circus knife-thrower's routine on him -- with real knives. In Forest Hills, Queens -- where, according to Leigh, his and Hyman's peers "had to keep their bell-bottoms creased" -- the threesome may as well have been Morticia, Pugsley and Lurch: a divorced artist raising two sons in a place where most boys ended up working for their fathers.
Hyman was particularly offbeat. "It was something to do with his, you know, emotional makeup," says Leigh. "But I guess mostly it's physical appearance. I mean he grew up." But while other outcast adolescents holed up in their rooms, started fights, smoked their brains out, or got nose jobs, the shy, lanky Hyman dove headlong into the pop culture and rock 'n' roll of the mid-'60s. He took in the girl groups, the Beatles, the Who and the Kinks like scripture, slipping off to variety show revues hosted by New York radio king and self-proclaimed "fifth Beatle" Murray the K.
When Lesher moved her family to an apartment, Hyman was forced to drop his first love, the drums, to avoid civil disturbances. So he migrated to vocals in the band he'd formed with three friends (budding guitarist Leigh was disqualified by the coolness-handicap of still being in grade school). Then, in 1974, decked in biker jackets and sneakers and adopting a surname Paul McCartney had used to check in to hotels, Jeff Hyman, Douglas Colvin, Tom Erdelyi and John Cummings became Joey, Dee Dee, Tommy and Johnny Ramone -- and invented punk rock as we know it.
And as Ed Sullivan might say, the rest is one "really big shoe." The Ramones transformed the Lower East Side's CBGB into the nucleus of a revolution and spread the revolution across the Atlantic. "Today your love, tomorrow the world." They were branded Nazis by pundits who'd never heard of irony.Joey developed some bad chemical habits. "Now I wanna sniff some glue." They starred in their own film. They were trapped in the studio and threatened by a pistol-waving Phil Spector. "Do you remember Hullabaloo, Upbeat, Shindig and Ed Sullivan too?" Joey wrote the greatest protest song of the '80s. "Bonzo goes to Bitburg, then sits down with a cup of tea." He kicked cocaine and booze through sheer will. "This business is killing me." The Ramones toured the earth. "Just get me to the airport and put me on a plane. Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane." And punk went mainstream and the Ramones finally became the Beatles, the Stones and the Who, in stature, if not in units sold.
After multiple farewell tours and an album called Adios Amigos -- which they promptly followed with another album/video, We're Outta Here -- the Ramones actually did call it quits in 1997, leaving Joey without a tour schedule for the first time in two decades. Diagnosed with lymphatic cancer in 1994, the newly idle Joey turned doctor's appointments into days on the town with his mother, the two of them strolling the streets of his beloved East Village, arm-in-arm, sometimes singing the slap-happy hit-parade tunes of Charlotte's youth that intrigued him: "Hold tight, hold tight, Foo-dle-le yaki-saki want some seafood, Mama!" Cops would pull over and fire engines would pass with salutes of, "Hey Joey!"
"He loved it," says Lesher. "Anybody that stopped to talk to him he talked with like they were old buddies." Of course, he was unmistakable: gangly as ever but now a little paunchy, too, dark shades, Jean Shrimpton-meets-Cousin It haircut.
Other days, he would work on the solo album he'd been putting off since 1980. The cast -- replacement Ramone Marky on drums; bassist Andy Shernoff, leader of the Dictators; and the virtuosic Leigh and longtime Ramones producer Daniel Rey on guitar -- wasn't surprising, but the lyrics Joey'd been jotting on coupons and unopened mail in his Ninth Street apartment were.
Colored by his battle with cancer, Don't Worry About Me (out February 19 on Sanctuary) would become a love letter to life, a musical biography and true songwriting therapy to put James Taylor's egotistical lullabies to shame. Lesher witnessed some of the new tunes' world premières. "I would walk in and he'd say, 'Hey, maw, wanna hear the latest one?'"
Musically inspired by the anthemic early-'70s pop-metal of Slade, "Stop Thinking About It," the album's second track, is packed with subtext (where Slade songs, like "Cum on Feel the Noize," had none). "Nothing lasts forever and nothing stays the same," Joey sings. "When you finally make your mind up, I'll be buried in my grave." It's a warning against materialism and a manifesto against obsessiveness. But not far beneath the surface is a defiant attempt at optimism in the face of illness from a songwriter with the pop genius for making the personal universal. As Shernoff says of the song's author, "He's an artist -- he's not gonna write, 'I am sick, woe is me.'"