Wing Ding

Bite Me bids salud to the Cinco revelers

Dottie: I used to work for lawyers and they're like that anyway. At least you're getting paid for it.

Bite Me: You'll make a fortune here with all the resorts and spas.

Dottie: No. I met this girl who trains all the girls at Babe's. She told me they've got a room for me because they've got a lot of money to spend. I will be so enamored. The strippers are gonna pay me to touch them. How awesome is that? I'm gonna massage strippers and they'll pay me to do it.

Dusty Hartill
Dusty Hartill
Ray Hastey
Ray Hastey

Location Info


Flicka's Baja Cantina

2003 N. Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, AZ 85257

Category: Bars and Clubs

Region: South Scottsdale


480-945-3618. 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Appetizers: $2.50-$7.50; main courses: $3.75-$9.45. Major cards.
2003 North Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale

Bite Me: Have you seen the chicks at Skin? Maybe you should try that place out.

Dottie: You're right, they're hot. Strippers make a lot of money and they like to be spoiled.

Lisa: You're not doing an article. You just wanna talk to us.

Bite Me: I don't know about all that, but I assure you I'm frighteningly legitimate. I get paid to do this.

Lisa: I think you're a stalker.

Bite Me: You wish. So, does Dottie play pool?

Lisa: She tries.

Dottie: I beat Ray.

Lisa: Listen, you never admit that you play well because that's the time you're gonna suck.

Bite Me: It's like anything. If you say you rock, you're gonna suck.

-- As parlayed to Marnye Kaye Oppenheim

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