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Simply stated, there are too damn many bands and too few venues. Here, at least, is a look at two clubs and their growing scenes that are helping the Valley's musical life swing in a more hopeful direction:
Fat Cats proprietor Jim Seagrave is not afraid to display his personality. He erupts concurrently from 1980s rock and generations of antique collectors, and both of those elements are apparent at his club. With a gregarious disposition and an impressive poodle-like head of hair that curls furiously to his shoulders, Seagrave is as interesting to look at as the many artifacts that adorn his space, from kitsch to collectible, a decorative style he admiringly calls "hectic collectic."
The venue is two rooms -- a large, 2,500-square-foot front space featuring pool tables and random antiques hanging from the ceiling and hiding in every corner, and a smaller music room, intimate and ready for locals to plug in and play, read poetry, or do karaoke or standup comedy. The main room features a beautiful antique bar, a relic from a lost age of swank. "The . . . bar is what really impressed me," explains Seagrave, and for a moment we are transported to an antiques road show, downtown bar style. "It's from the 1880s, made by the Empire furniture company out of England, all flame crotch cut mahogany, with stained glass, all original, the back bar and the front bar, though someone changed out the bartop at one time."
How did a huge -- perhaps 60-foot-long -- back bar from the 1880s land on Grand Avenue, you ask? Seagrave discloses, "From the research I've done, I think it came out of the Queens in Bisbee, when it closed down, they moved it, had to have been over 65 years ago."
Seagrave is also proud of the work he has done to restore the music room, which he has christened the "Champion Room," because of the stained-glass pocket door that bears an advertisement for the Champion beer company. When he bought the bar last year, the room was unusable, with no entrance from the main bar, a greasy mess left from its previous incarnation as a carburetor repair shop and no ceiling. "The ceiling had fallen in from a bad roof. When we had the first big monsoon last year, I wasn't sure if it was raining harder outside or inside."
You would never know the Champion room was in such disarray a short time ago. Seagrave has built eight tables from the wall, a huge booth adorns the back, and a small stage can be made larger by pullout platform hidden under the stage. The space is small -- 600 square feet -- and live music happens at the club on weekend nights. Recent acts championed in the room include Bay Area melodic punkers Tragedy Andy, local pop-rock band the Heartgraves, and the dressed-to-kill all-girl punk of Hell on Heels.
For those not satisfied with the antique eye candy and live music, Fat Cats is also somewhat infamous for briefly employing an accused serial killer. Cody Morris, now facing charges of drugging Phoenix prostitutes and crudely dumping their bodies on the street, worked there as a karaoke host. "I had him walk patrons home, women that lived nearby to be safe because of the killer," says the still visibly upset Seagrave.
Seagrave was worried about the implications of Morris' arrest, and, at the risk of sounding callous, the effect it might have on Fat Cats' business. But the morbid public soon turned out in droves. So if antiques aplenty, music and cool atmosphere aren't doing the trick, remember, folks, you can always hire a guy with supposedly creepy extracurricular activities to boost patronage.
The Clubhouse doesn't have any accused killers on staff, but the club can boast a killer makeover of a less-than-ideal space.
Housed in a Tempe strip mall at Broadway and Dorsey, once you enter the place, you forget the tacky stucco outside. A more traditional hole in the wall, the 2,200 square feet of the Clubhouse are dedicated to music and ambient darkness.
Booker and manager Maria Vassett runs the unlikely space with humor and honesty, finding charm in to-do projects that add character to the five-month-old space, things like a huge sign that claims the place is still called "Sports Grill."
"When we first opened, I asked the owner if he could make us a sign and he asked us to wait so we had a banner made," says Vassett. "We got a tiny vinyl banner lit by two little clamp lights that have burned holes into the banner. It's also being held down by wire spools. Totally ghetto duct taped. People would drive by looking for this big red sign in a strip mall from hell."