That'll only be possible if I can get my jackass friends like John to register and show up at the polls. I'm still convinced I can get him out there, but goddamn it's taking some work.
Shit, I might run for office someday. Would that be enough to get you to vote?
E-mail brendan.kelley@newtimes.com
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