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Bikers, skinheads, punks and coeds love getting bent at the PV, the divey-est dive in Tempe.

From the street, Tempe's Palo Verde Lounge looks like the sort of janky, pale brick building that might house a meth lab, a massage parlor, or a drop spot where the mob boys stash shipments of disco doughnuts. The only outward signs of drink-slingin' taking place are a neon Bud sign to the left of the doorway, and next to it the words "Palo Verde" in white block letters that seem to have been made with masking tape.

Inside, the PV boasts a jukebox, two pool tables operating at 50 cents a play, a couple of electronic games in the back, one old-school Playboy pinball machine and a seedy little bar area. From the crusty condom machine in the men's pisser to the "hangover helpers" (Tylenol, Bayer, etc.) for sale behind the bar next to the bags of potato chips, the Palo Verde is as familiar as your own messy closet, while you're rooting around in it looking for leftover shwag.

So what the fuck are the L-word Asia Argento and yours truly, the Kreme-Filled One, doing in this hole on a Saturday night? Well, aside from the cheap-as-your-mama well drinks (just two-fiddy a pop, soldier), dive bars are the shizznit right now with a certain class of the citizenry. The grimier, the better. And the PV has been holding down the title of Tempe's divey-est dive since owner David Eng bought the place in 1981 and gave it the name it has today.

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Jett and I bounce past the front door 'round 10:30 p.m., and the place could pass for a United Colors of Benetton ad for freaks, with bikers, punks, coeds in short skirts and flip-flops, skinheads shooting stick, and just one black man, who, of course, is the most stylish fella in the establishment. This is none other than Don Fleetwood, a Tempe resident, formerly in the construction biz, who stands before us arrayed in ebony duds, save for a pair of patent-leather white shoes and a white silk tam on his noggin cocked rakishly to the side.

"My name is Donald, but I happen to be a mack, so I call myself Mack Donald," explains the don of Dons. "I'm from Chicago originally. I lived in Glendale my first year here, but then I saw a bunch of cowboys without horses. So I said, fuck it, I'm gonna go to Tempe where the women got asses like melons and faces like peaches."

"What nights do you usually come in?" asks Jett, laughing at The Donald's delivery.

"All of them," he proclaims. "What else is there to do? I'm running out of magazines. You know, Hustler, Larry Flynt. I've been coming in here about a year now."

"What do you like about it?" I query.

"Chuck, the bartender," says the Dapper Don, indicating the main mixologist for the evening, a stiff-drink pourer who always rocks sunglasses while working. "Because he has seen the revolution, and he's writing it in stone."

"Nutty," I reply. "So tell me, Don, what's up with the Third Reich over there in the corner playing pool?"

"They're traditional skinheads," says the Fleetwood Mack, breaking it down. "They're not racist. If they see a racist skinhead, they'll pound the guy into the ground. These guys have character, and they have class. There were some misunderstandings when they first started coming in here, but now that's mostly ironed out. Bottom line is, a congress of different characters can get along in a bar like this, long as there's respect."

Inspired by the Mack Daddy Don's wise words, the Jettster and I approach the braces-and-boots crowd, of whom there are about 10 or so in house. But they decline to be interviewed or photographed, saying they're always portrayed negatively in the media and don't want the attention.

One baby-faced, slight-of-stature stormtrooper does speak to us, albeit off the record, giving us some background on the camera-shy ways of his pals.

"We've been 86'd from every other bar in the Valley," he sighs. "This is the last place we can drink, and we're afraid if you write something about us, cops or other people will come in here looking to mess with us."

Sheesh, this is starting to sound like an episode of Oprah! I can almost see the promo: "On today's show, Oprah talks to skinheads who just wanna be loved; is that so wrong?" Still, one chick at the PV claimed, off the record to us, that a friend of hers, another gal, had been cold-cocked at a party by one of these romper stompers. So just how genteel these "rude boys" are remains an open question.

Disappointed by the button-lipped skins, we perambulate back to the bar and begin to parlay with this hella fine female by the name of Emily Unale, who's drinking a big-assed "red-headed slut," that drink with Jaeger, peach schnapps and cranberry juice. Unale, 21, has Betty Page bangs, red-red lips, horn-rimmed glasses, and cleavage that leaves Anna Nicole's in the dust. Indeed, Jett's so worked up at the sight of that flesh that I have to rein back her lezzy ass to keep her from jumpin' into it.

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etsaman
etsaman

this is an old ass article but I like, why don't you follow up, you know how quickly shit changes in Tempe...

 
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