By Amy Silverman
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Instead, we get overlapping, mutating and merging cultural and social territories. Let me translate: Stop boring us with a catfight between supremely untalented people and give us real content, instead of just foreskin -- something I'm sure Watson is familiar with.
Phoenix fashion is a contaminated whore full of parasitic fashion relationships. We need someone with cherry-stitching ability. We need to re-virginize the city and start over. A hymenoplasty would be best. We need real artists, not people with a divine, narcissistic drive to make themselves phony works of art. These people live only for how they appear to others. This is pop hysteria.
Give us something radical, stimulating, unpredictable, subliminal and unprecedented, or else I'll have to take your jobs!
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