Pissing Match at the Devil House

Penny pinch-off

You’re probably wanting to drain the lizard something fierce right now, brah, but try pinching things off. All of your beer buddies are here for a raucous, alcohol-fueled adventure at the weekly Bladder Buster Night, and they’d hate to see you piss it all away. For only $5 each (free for females), you and the brew crew have been downing pints of Budweiser, Amber Bock, Bud Light and Michelob Ultra for only a penny apiece. Keep in mind, champ, you’re only renting those beers, and the 1-cent suds only last until someone finally answers nature’s call by breaking through the large, duct-taped X’s blocking the doorways of the men’s and ladies' rooms. Bartender Anthony Dominguez says the average wuss-out time is two hours, and sometimes whiz kids like yourself will pay the cover again for the chance to use the facilities of the Middle Eastern restaurant next door. “No one wants to be the first to go,” says Dominguez. “But when someone finally breaks the tape -- usually a girl -- there’s a mad dash to the toilet.” Don’t forget to wash your hands.
Tuesdays, 9 p.m., 2005

 
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