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Published on June 29, 2006

At that point, Elliott freaked out. He asserted that the use of the term was accurate (no matter what ol' Webster had to say about it). He snapped that if The Bird had any further questions, it would have to submit them in writing. Then he slammed down the phone.

Nutty. This avian's obviously a bird brain, but it thought that spokesmen like Elliott were known for their ability to argue their points of view without getting so flustered that they run and hide like simpering cowards. When The Bird called him back again, he hung up again.

The Bird loves it when bigots prove it right. Not only is there no "invasion" of the United States by Mexican immigrants, but hayseeds like those at Grassfire.org are so yella-bellied that they'd rather hide behind their billboards than come out and fight like the tough guys they claim to be.

Kinda like the way the Klan hides beneath hoods. No huevos beneath those sheets.

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