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The Passion of El Cristo

What if Jesus Christ came back as an illegal alien?

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By Stephen Lemons, Jim Mahfood

Published on September 13, 2006 at 2:06pm

Starring: Jesus Cristo as Himself Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. "Big Poppa" Sheriff Joe Alzheimer's and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers Senator Jon Kyl as "Satan" Redneck Minutemen Loads of Illegal Immigrants Mayor Phil "I know I look dark, but I swear I'm not a Beaner" Gordon as Judas Iscariot And Andy "Candy" Thomas as Pompous Pilate

Art by Jim Mahfood
Script by Stephen Lemons

Click here to read the full-length comic.