Bad Revues

For your commiseration

I am bitter, it's true. I can muster no other response after having lost so many hours of my life to watching pop tunes mashed together to form a "story." I am bitter. Bitter and fearful — of the inevitable Bananarama musical; of opening the New York Times and seeing an ad for You Make Me Feel Like Dancin': The Music of Leo Sayer, or Too Shy! A Song Celebration of Kajagoogoo, or MMMBop: The Hanson Songbook. Terrified of falling asleep and dreaming of Oh, Mickey!, a book musical about the misadventures of a saucy teenaged cheerleader set to the tunes of Toni Basil.

Seriously, Miss Thing, this is what musical revues have come to.
Seriously, Miss Thing, this is what musical revues have come to.

The water stain is small, and shaped a little bit like Latvia . . .

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