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Published on January 17, 2007 at 6:40pm
Hey, you — yes, you. You've been on the couch since New Year's, glued to James Bond marathons and all those ads for freaky pills that promise to trim 30 pounds overnight. Here's your license to kill your TV — and all those stupid '007 references — and really make this year count. Okay, so you might not train for a marathon or shake your co-dependent mate/boss/family, but here's a How To guide filled with things you just might try, when you're done with the boxed set of Grey's Anatomy some evil person gave you for Christmas. Eat your veggies — or a cholla. Quit smoking — or MySpace. Bake a cake. C'mon, take us up on it. We pole danced for you.
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