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Wondering_tomcat 01/23/2011 8:46:00 AM
Its a matter easily resolved these days, Its called a paternity test.I think its a scam, but roll the dice and give the child the dna test and see how it comes out in the wash........
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NaTiVe DrEaM9 10/16/2007 3:13:00 PM
Alright!!!! I started to read this story and well I'm am Tohono O'Odham and this is a bunch of SHIT!! I don't know where to begin. I'm disgusted that this person claims to be O'Odham. Second, looking at the birth certifcate Ana would never use Smith on any legal document. She uses for real name. And if you don't know that you are a DUMB ASS!
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anttonietta 04/30/2007 8:06:00 PM
Hey,Johnny,you should prepair allegal papers for your son,he is adorable,he looks like anna so be preparing the way for when,he turns 18 he will know what to do and remember he got a grama she will be happy to help you virgie is a nice woman, and imaging a grandson annas son,virgie is not the badwoman like every body say,Gramas always wants the best for grand children,some day your son is going to say !hey daddy thanks so much,youare the best daddy in the world!!I am a grama,every day my grand children say grama I love you!!and I love itI lovem more more every day!!your son got grampas,FAMILY!!Their aliveimaging telling your son your grampas are coming for dinner,they coming to meet you you got grampas!he needs to be loved, mamas parents,he feels lonely now,if he doesnt have momys love,he could have gramas love,they can visit,he got you,but been loved from grampas is the best,dont bee so lonely Johny,you look so sad in the picture your son too,I will pray for you and your handsom son like his daddy!recive my Blessings!
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Micki 04/06/2007 10:27:00 PM
I understand your plight Johnny and I believe every word written here, but write her off and her money too. Marry a good woman and raise your son with the values that eluded Anna Nicole. Your young man may have a bright and beautiful future ahead of him and having Anna Nicole Smith for a mother is an albatross that may be hard to deal with. Since this "who's the father" thing started, I have often wondered if anyone gave thought as to what they were doing to Dannilynns future. Forget her and move on. You and your precious son will be in my prayers for a long time to come. Choose the path that an honorable Indian would choose.
A White Grandmother
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bolt 04/06/2007 7:27:00 AM
I know he gets a check from the Rez..
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Rezgirl07 04/02/2007 2:36:00 PM
At least Anna had taste, she wanted a real man, not none of the white essembly-line men that you simple, small minded white folks always look for. And what do you mean
"she's a Ho"? you known damm well that if you had the chance, you would F&(% her.
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Native American 04/02/2007 5:04:00 AM
I would like to comment to every one who is getting worked up over this hoax or if you prefer "true story" it is so rediculous you aren't going to benefit from any this and it won't affect your life, however I feel for the comment from the person who wrote she was humiliated by the insensetive white people her daughter was exposed to. I to was in a similar situation and it does make you very upset sorry you both were put in that situation just for the laughs and entertainment of other people.
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Miss Vickie 03/28/2007 4:46:00 AM
A few simple questions came to mind straight away, such as why would Anna Nicole put her Celebrity name on a birth certificate, especially if it were a certificate of a child she needed to hide ?
Her real name would have drawn a lot less attention to such a deed.
The certificate shows the fathers signature, but is conveniently cut off at the point of Anna Nicole's signature.
It is a known fact Anna Nicole and Howard K Stern hardly ever paid any of their bills, but Anna would fork out $ 10.000.00 a month for someone to keep a child in baby formula and diapers and faithfully keep this up until her death ?
Howard K Stern was in Annas face 24/7, how could she possibly have hidden a pregnancy from him until one month before she was due, I am sure even Howard K Stern can tell the difference between an obese woman and a pregnant one !
If Johnny Soto would have a box full of letters, receipts, Airline tickets and other proof of his association with Anna Nicole, some of it would have been included in this article to strengthen the story.
If Anna Nicole was a racist she must have just recently lost her prejudice in that area as she was photographed in bed with Bahamas Immigration Minister Gibson, but then again Johnny Soto wasn't going to provide her with a visa for anything (!!).
Last but not least, even if Johnny Soto's story is a hoax, it is still a lot more credible than Howard K. Sterns claim on paternity of Dannielynn.
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Irene Adaka 03/28/2007 4:16:00 AM
I was in Phoenix on the day your hoax article appeared in the PNT. I am Native and I was riding the valley metro around town with my daughter. White people on the bus were reading the hateful racial slurs you included in your funny, funny hoax out loud and snickering at them. A group of gay white men and the bus found them particularly funny and repeated the hateful slurs over and over again. Do you have a conscience? Do you care that my daughter and I were humiliated and degraded by these completely unnecessary racial slurs? What was the purpose of printing such hate against an oppressed people? Why was Steve Lemons allowed to �make fun� of the Anna Nicole coverage by directing hate speech at Native people? I guess I shouldn't be surprised by an ignorant racist white male who that thinks it's O.K. to use slurs like �Injun� when you disagree with the political positions of a powerless and voiceless group of people that his ancestors stole everything from. This is not the first time that Lemmons has engaged in this type of racist behavior. You should be ashamed of yourself for allowing this racist to use this type of hate speech to perpetuate a hoax. When will the PNT learn to treat Natives like human beings?
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Withheld 03/23/2007 11:43:00 PM
I "did" really like reading your publication. However I'm so focused on taking in information. I read the Anna Nichole comic like a NFL Safety reading a draw play. You sucked me in and went long. My Bad for being so focused. Need to stick with stuff that's on point.
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shelly 03/23/2007 5:22:00 PM
Mr. Soto is pretty judgmental for a man who used the reservation to keep a woman from her child, a taboo in any country. Now that she is dead, he wants everyone to know that she is the mother of his child? Ohhhhhhh, its about the money!!!!!!!! Im not impressed with Anna Nicole either but this man has no right to point any fingers. Look at the details he goes into. A gentleman never kisses and tells,,,,,, or at least saves it for his attorney. Mr. Soto, you wanted your son protected and raised by the reservation so you need to just stay there. Have you ever heard the expression "you cannot have your cake and eat it to"? Perhaps he is hitting the Jack Daniels a little to hard or he may be telling the truth.
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JohnnyRotten 03/21/2007 9:01:00 PM
ANNA NICOLE WAS ONE FINE ASS HO. SOTO WAS A DANG LUCKY INJUN TO GET TO HIT THAT BOOTY. THREE WEEKS? I'D SPEND THREE YEARS BETWEEN HER THIGHS!!!!
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KL 03/21/2007 3:03:00 AM
It doesn't make sense: John supposedly received $10,000 dollars a month ($120,000 per year) from 2002 until February 2007, yet he and the boy "had savings but were afraid to burn it all up on a trip to the Bahamas". They article's pictures also show a very simple home on the reservation, and little Marshall's room is also very simple, no elaborate toys or furnishings. If money wasn't being spent around the home, there should have been more than enough savings to take a trip to the Bahamas!
I think the only money that was given was from the New Times to the man and boy models to pose for this spoof! Not that I don't think Anna Nicole was dimwitted enough to have said all the inane comments attributed to her. She certainly was! But that doesn't mean it happened. And would a resort maintenance guy really call in sick and stay on the property? And a fat Anna Nicole trying to seduce him in a casino restroom? Please! Someone would have definitely noticed them going into the bathroom and it would have been splashed across the papers, including the New Times!
But, it was a wildly entertaining story, and the guy posing as "John Soto" is a hottie!!! Hmmm....which casino was that again? And do we sneak into the ladies' room or the men's room?
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Donna 03/20/2007 10:06:00 PM
I don't even want to comment on the story but I do agree with #91.If you are a heir you have more rights then a spouse and most times the child or children have to wait until they are 18 or legal age to inherirt said monies.The guardian that is looking after the child can withdraw funds only for that childs needs and needs to show all reasons why the funds are needed.I know this for a fact because I'am a widow and my daughter got her father's estate when she turned 18.I think it is really cruel how so many people are slandering this poor women PLEASE if your life is without sin then I would "SHUT THE HELL UP".Bless you Anna&Daniel and GOD BLESS Dannielynn that she will someday hear all the great things her mom was and noone loved her more then ANNA.
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wow 03/20/2007 6:02:00 PM
Satire, anyone?? You can't tell me that New Times readers aren't also familiar with the Onion. Come on!
And hey, biology majors. Didn't Anna have brown eyes? Don't the majority of Native Americans have dark eyes? How'd this kid get recessive blue ones? Hmmm...Lol.
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Jeff 03/20/2007 5:54:00 PM
FAKED ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phx NewTimes�.You can never be trusted again.
All of those Arpaio articles and other �reporting� is now suspect. You shouldn�t mess with your readers like that. Very irresponsible of you.
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Priscilla 03/20/2007 4:25:00 PM
I just want to state that I am a member of the Tohono O'odham Nation and the story is funny but sounds factual. Je'e-what little Marshall calls his mom, is indeed "Mother" in my tribe's language. Himdag-what Soto says he wants his son to learn is translated "Culture" in our language as well. The picture of the house in the desert with a mesquite tree standing near it looks familiar, as I too was raised on the reservation. I was giggling that this Native man got into this ordeal. He just adds extra spice to Anna's dramatic lifestyle. He must be a half-breed because he doesn't look full Tohono O'odham. I assume his other race must be white. The little boy probably has little Native American blood in him and the little boy probably looks white more than Native as a result of this. Nevertheless, I wish good luck to the man and his child. No matter their race, they deserve some financial help. He's a single parent for pete's sake. Give the man some support.
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cece 03/19/2007 10:57:00 PM
It is very possible for her son to have blue eyes and dark hair, fair skin. I am 1/2 Native American. My dad is dark skin and dark hair and eyes. My mother has blue eyes light brown hair and is of German decent. I have green eyes and white blonde hair with fair skin. I do have Native american features in my facial sturecture. My sisters are very different from myself. Both have dark brown eyes. One has fair skin and brown hair. The other one has olive skin and light blonde hair. So, how about that? It definativly could be Anna Nicole's son. I think that the guy is being protected in the tribal land and under its laws...Smart guy.
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Cynthia J. Neff 03/17/2007 6:22:00 PM
Mr.Soto,If I would be you try the Nancy Grace show, Court Tv. , bt I would not go to Entertainment Tonight . That is Howard K. Stern's buddy. The editor of this paper should know who to put you in touch with .I am surprised no attorney has made contact with you. I wish you and your son well.
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Eye 03/17/2007 5:50:00 PM
Dear Mr. Soto:
I have never written a 'fan' letter of any type before; however, I must tell you that you have a beautiful son. Please please take care of your own sobriety. As a native American myself, I know how important our own spiritual life is. Bless you.
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Jen Grimsley 03/17/2007 12:54:00 PM
My sister and I just happened to be watching an old episode from "The Anna Nicole Show" last night. And way back in 2002, Anna said, on national television, "I fucked a guy for 3 weeks once." I think the whole story is true now. Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"! (FYI: Season 1, Disc 3, the episode about her dating someone.)
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Marcus DeLowe 03/17/2007 2:12:00 AM
I DID MY BEST AND MENTIONED THIS STORY TO FOX10 NEWS, HOPEFULLY THIS STORY PICKS UP PRESS, AND MARSHALL SOTO, GETS WHATS HIS, JUST HOPE THIS IS REALLY ANNA'S CHILD. ALL MY PRAYERS ARE WIHT YOU.
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Native Lady 03/16/2007 6:06:00 PM
In response to the previous comment, how does this idiot come off looking cool? And what kind of parent would put their child in a newspaper to be ridiculed by others? Poor Kid!
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leah 03/16/2007 3:01:00 PM
lighten up everyone...............it was a joke! and a hilarious one at that....god....i can't stand that everyone is always whining about racism. kudo's to new times for drawing national attention to them once again. you don't have to apologize to anyone. and whoever that little boy is, he is hella cute
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beefAroni 03/16/2007 1:17:00 PM
I disagree w/Janice. In the article, it's Anna Nicole who's borderline racist, and the Indian guy comes off looking pretty cool by comparison. So, what, is the writer racist against big, fat, rich white hos? Gimme a break! Plus, this was all fiction. Are you saying fictional characters can't espouse non-PC views? That's dumb.
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janice 03/16/2007 1:04:00 PM
First of all the kid was not an actor. The kid is one of the paper's employee's children, as reported to Inside Edition by the reporter. As for me being responsible for bringing the cameras to the rez, I wish I had such power! No stitches in my ass. I simply have a problem with the "creative writing" this reporter did, offering it as truth, and quoting racist remarks allegedly made by someone. I can accept jokes, but this went a little overboard!
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paulp 03/16/2007 1:52:00 AM
Janice, try on a sense of humor XXXL. This was a classic New Times parody. It was satire, Janice... Ever heard of Swift or The Onion or SNL or Mad Magazine? Doubt it, in your case. The Inside Edition dumbo didn't get it either, so don't feel bad. Wasn't it funny that the New Times satire was obviously meant to make fun of tabloid idiots like Jimbo and there he was shaking his finger at New Times. Jimbo, it was you who brought a camera crew over to the desert in search of Johnny Soto. Fool, you'd still be crawling around on the rez in South AZ if the NT reporter hadn't 'fessed up. Come on, Janice, save your PC bullshit. The kid was prolly an actor. Take the stitches outta your butt, girl, and loosen up.
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Ricardo 03/16/2007 1:00:00 AM
I am so tired of the rumors, the lies, the hoopla. Let's get to the truth. I am Anna Nicole's love child, and my father is either Dick Cheney or James Earl Jones (Mom said they were both in the room at the time).
Uh, wait, some trucks have pulled out front---oh shit, it is the TV tabloids pulling up to break the story. Gotta run.
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Hey Tatum, keep up the good work. And don't take any more crap from those Inside Edition Folks. They are idiots. Didn't they get it was a satirical farce--or was that totally lost on them?
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janice 03/15/2007 9:53:00 PM
AND The cocky reporter says on Inside Edition the following "Incredibly, the newspaper's editor admitted the story was totally false. "Our aim was to sort of make fun of all the Anna Nicole Smith coverage, you know, just the mania over that," he said." INSTEAD You poked fun at the tibe and Native Americans in general. Had it been true, someone would have made a fuss about exploiting the little kid like that. Perhaps a complaint should be filed with the proper agencies for them doing the same to that kid. Besides.........ROFLMAO that kid is not good looking enough to an Indian!
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janice 03/15/2007 9:24:00 PM
Well after seeing Inside Edition today, the cockey reporter that wrote the article is a total ass! He is right, people want to believe this stuff. HOWEVER, this reporter and the paper owe the TO Nation a written and public apology for their hoax! The reporter and this paper slammed Native Americans in general and accused Anna Nicole Smith of saying some horrible RACIST remarks! SO TECHNICALLY, THIS REPORTER AND THIS PAPER ARE BUNCH OF RACIST PIGS! They ought to be sued for slander to the TO tribe!
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Sandy 03/15/2007 8:36:00 PM
What an unbelievable story. First of all, any one who claims to be full blooded native from Sells Arizona do not look like the man in the picture. He is not FULL blooded. They have dark colored skin, love handles from all them beans and popovers. I know first hand on alcoholism on reservation and the choice of drink next to Natural Ice is not Pine-Sol. It is cough syrup and mouthwash, Easily obtainable, along with hairspray that the spray into a plastic bag and then mix that with kool-aid or water, aka Ocean Water. Second, a gunnery sergent is a position in the Marines and not the Army. Third, Housing on the rezervations do not have clean yards, they are full of junk cars, toys, old appliences, like in my yard. Fourth, I don't think that Mr. Soto would be living in a run down house when he could afford to live in the city. Nice neighborhood. If he was getting all that money as he's claiming. I live on the rez, single parent of 3, decent paying job that allows us to live off a $2,500.00 monthly that covers bills and some. You can live on the rez, any rez for very cheap. He should have alot of money, or is he spending it all on Jack Daniels and if he was drinking to deal with the lost of his love, He sure as hell would not look like the clean cut shaven handsome man in them photos. And if he claims to be a traditionally religous, he shouldn't have to turn to booze to cope with ANS death. So I think this is all b/s. The opinion of one Native American who has Traditional beliefs and lives in the heart of Indian Country.
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Theresa 03/15/2007 2:35:00 AM
Can't everyone see this an early April Fool's Joke that New Times is famous for? Apparently not. Very funny!
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matt case 03/14/2007 11:22:00 PM
This article is an insult to logic.
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ewing 03/14/2007 8:01:00 PM
Very Funny New Times!!!
This is HORSE Shit!!!!!
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Native Lady 03/14/2007 7:49:00 PM
I agree that he does not look Native American in anyway, especially not T.O.
Look at his features, what native guy out there has a beard?? Unless of course he's not full like he claims to be. He's a Fraud! Plain & Simple. Probably one of those white people who always claims that he's part indian say, Cherokee *LOL*
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Smellovision 03/14/2007 7:43:00 PM
Why would anyone pretend to be Tohono O'odham? That doesn't make sense.
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NativeHoney 03/14/2007 7:32:00 PM
Johnny Soto is too ugly to be a Native person, us Natives are beautiful people and its a shame he is trying to act like he is from the Tohono Oodham tribe. He looks white to me. Anyone agree?
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Smellovision 03/14/2007 4:59:00 PM
Ur right, NativeLady. Johnny Soto's too good-lookin' to be a goddamn Injun...
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Native Lady 03/14/2007 4:25:00 AM
Again, this Johnny Soto guy claims to be full-blooded Native American *chokes with laughter* You really believe this crock of lies? Anybody can see he looks like someone who clearly pulled off of an online ad. And the picture with him holding the bottle of whiskey looks too fake. Looks likes someone who's craving attention. Again, I still think this is a hoax, wouldn't this have reached national headlines or the tabloids by now?
P/S: The wardance was something else, interesting though *LOL*
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GreenEyes 03/14/2007 1:43:00 AM
I think Soto is exagerating Anna's 'whiteness' and alleged racism. Soto didn't mention that Anna Nicole was part-Blackfoot Indian. She spoke of it during her reality show. If I'm remembering correctly, it was a great-grandmother that was Indian.
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Baby 03/14/2007 1:43:00 AM
Hey #129, so you don't get the point, it's just like what you are saying: The boy's hair must be fair - brighter color, like your daughter's (coz Anna's hair was very blond), and his eyes must be blue-hazel like your daughter's, like or a little bit darker than Anna's if Anna had blue eyes and Johnny had dark ones. But in the pic, the boy's eyes are even brighter than Anna's ... impossible !
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Jacquie 03/13/2007 8:29:00 PM
Sounds like someone's got a pretty active imagination.
Produce the goods, the letters, the money transfers,the DNA of the child.
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Sue 03/13/2007 2:11:00 PM
What a hoot! You guys rock! Who thought of this? I loved it!! Great fun!
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PlzNoPC 03/13/2007 12:05:00 PM
#129 needs to buy herself a sense of humor, size XXL. If the article is one of the New Times'April Fools Day gags, it's no worse than what you'd see on MAD TV, SNL, the Comedy channel, or in movies like "White Chicks" or others. Seems like the whole point is to skewer stereotypes and the worship of celebs, so get a grip. I'm married to a woman who's part Cherokee and she thought it was hilarious.
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Cecilia 03/13/2007 8:59:00 AM
Even as a joke this article is disgusting and offensive. To perpetuate those kinds of stereotypes about Native people is NOT funny. Imagine if the father had been Black or Jewish and they used *those* kinds of stereotypes instead. No one would be laughing. They'd be up in arms and calling it horrible. This kind of racism is not funny expressly for the reason that stupid people BELIEVE IT.
Nor do I think it's funny to attribute racism to a dead woman who can't defend herself, or to use a real child in a fake story.
Also- 127/Baby, you're wrong. I am a full-blooded Native American and my husband is a blonde haired, blue eyed Irishman (from Ireland). We have four children and they range widely in skin, eye, and hair colors. My youngest daughter is tan like me, but with fair hair and beautiful blue-hazel eyes. Please learn about real genetics (and not that middle-school Mendel squares kiddy stuff, either) before you make a fool of yourself. If this story weren't so ridiculously outlandish and racist, it would be quite possible that that little boy could be ANS's.
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vee 03/13/2007 7:29:00 AM
Seriously?
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Baby 03/13/2007 4:26:00 AM
Right, this damn bitch fucked everybodies of all kinds, all colors, all class ... for all purposes ... no doubt.
But the story has details to sounds like hoax, for exp, like someother said:
- Where is even 1 pic of the boy together with his father, with ANS ...
- That Johnny is hard to be believed a full blooded Indian.
IN ADDITION: (I have mix-blooded kids, I know these facts)
- The boy's eyes are too blue to be Anna' son plus if the father's eyes are that dark color. While his hair is too dark to be that blonded Anna's son, too.
- The Indian described himself in the story like he had very dark skin, but he doesn't look like that in pics
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A reporter 03/13/2007 4:11:00 AM
C'mon, people. Go back and read the quotes attributed to this man. Nobody talks like that in real life! This is just an example of creative writing!
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LMAO 03/13/2007 3:07:00 AM
New Times, your humor outdoes itself. I like the fact you keep us on our toes. I like the fact that silly people will read this stuff and believe it true. Funny stuff. The satire is thick. The story line is hysterical. So many "tells". So fake.
Thanks for making me laugh. Cant wait to see what silly ass reporter "reports" this article as true. DOOOPED again! Keep 'em coming New Times.
Gotta go.....my taxidermied mother is falling over....
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WhtAJOKE 03/13/2007 2:22:00 AM
I didn't read ALL the comments... but am I the only one that noticed that there was no actual picture of the "dad" and the child together??? Why do the dad's pics look like they came off of an online dating ad and the pics of the boy are generic.... notice the one of him watching the funeral... can't see his face.
I also find it very difficult to believe that the "tabloids" would not have caught wind of a Anna's pregnancy.
Until I see/hear that a DNA test proves this (very adorable) little boy is Anna's... I call BULLSHIT also.
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GinaF 03/13/2007 2:18:00 AM
This guy is such a fraud... Besides the far fetched, paper chase novel love story... his document is likely forged... Anna Nicole Smith ALWAYS used her LEGAL name for ALL legal documents...
that is Vicki Lynn Marshall.... Not Anna Nicole Smith...
This guy is just another one of the infinitely many real GOLD DIGGERS... panning for ANS fortune... so sick this society is... I would believe OJ Simpson was the father before I bought this garbage...
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BigMo 03/13/2007 12:21:00 AM
All this talk about Anna not abandoning her child and yet most of you totally ignore the part of the article that supports the level of racism that still exists in America today! She was a "White Woman" brought up with southern values and despite this she continued to have sex with Johnny and eventually got pregnant! How many of you would have done exactly what Anna did and kept the whole thing a secret? As far as the BC being a hoax, why is it so hard to believe that there is some level of privacy that actually does exist in today's society? It would take a court order to get medical records released so the press was easily kept in the dark! IF this is a hoax I sure hope someone with authority digs a real deep hole for both Tatum and Soto! Marshall doesn't deserve to be USED in any form or fashion! Lastly, I sure hope those racists out there on both sides of the aisle choke on their next meal!
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Joe 03/12/2007 10:01:00 PM
man the New Times will print out just about any bullshit that gets crapped out
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Native Lady 03/12/2007 9:31:00 PM
Come on! *LMAO* Where did they find this white boy from? It's obvious he does not have any Native Features, again I believe this is a Hoax. I'd like to see how far this goes. I admit some of the things that the publisher wrote I found amusing such as Anna referring to the Guy's Part as Tomahawk/Wooden Stick etc. Keep it coming!
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LadyPhx 03/12/2007 8:51:00 PM
I agree with what someone stated in a comment. The birth certificate has her "hollywood" name. Her real name is Vicki Marshall and that's what's listed on her daughter's certificate. This story is another April Fools gag but it must be good since it's being talked about on other news websites now! I will say that the little boy is very cute. Good job on this one Charles Tatum!
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angel 03/12/2007 8:24:00 PM
THATS GOOD NEWS!!!!!I SAW THE 5YEAR'S BOY PIC.HAS A LITTLE SIMILARITY TO HER MOTHER ANS,AND DANIEL SMITH. THE BEST THING TO DO OF THAT NATIVE MAN, SHOW ALL REMITANCE RECEIPTS,LEGAL DOCUMENTS,LETTER,AND OTHER EVIDENCE OCCURED THAT HE WAS RECEIVED FROM ANNA NICOLE SMITH. HE WILL USE THAT AS PROOF TO FIGHT THE RIGHT OF THAT 5YRS OLD BOY TO INHERITS THE FORTUNE LEFT BY THE DECEASED. AND SECURE SOME WITNESSES FROM THE HOSPITAL THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH, WAS TRUE DELIVERED THAT BOY AS HER LIGETIMATE SON. SO THAT WE ALL CONVINCE THAT THE STORY FROM J.SOTO IS REAL/TRUE, IF HE CAN PROVIDE HIS PROOF TO THE MATTER. AND HOPE THAT 5YRS OLD BOY,AND DANNIELYN WILL INHERITS THE SAID FORTUNE OF MRS.ANNA NICOLE SMITH MARSHALL. GOODLUCK!!!!!!REGARDS, MAMA VERGIE ARTHUR,LARRY,BIRKHEAD,J.SOTO. DON'T GIVE UP!GOD GIVE ALL STRENGTH TO THOSE PEOPLE DOING GOOD...AND $$$$$$$$GOODBYE!!!!!HOWARD K $$$$$$$TERN. BECAUSE BLOOD STICKY THAN WATER,THANKS GOD!!!!
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Stupid People Suck 03/12/2007 8:06:00 PM
THIS IS SOOOO FAKE!!!!!
Do you honestly believe Anna would ever give up her child after her first one was stolen from her and held hostage by her own mother for 4 years?
Hell no she would not!
Get a life!!
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Rowena 03/12/2007 6:05:00 PM
Alright! Everyone needs to stop the racial crap.This woman was a total trainwreck from day 1.Who cares whom she slept with?? Probably more than we'll ever know. So give her the respect she never got in life
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crys 03/12/2007 5:58:00 PM
If he was here child, wouldn't the name be under Vickie Lynn? I thought Anna Nicole was just a stage name...
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Reality 03/12/2007 3:56:00 PM
Looks like New Times did it again... Got all y'all's granny panties in a knot.
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? 03/12/2007 3:40:00 PM
OMG! YOU LOSERS ARE SO GULLIBLE. GET A LIFE!!!!
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Someone 03/12/2007 2:32:00 PM
This story is a complete hoax. I am a registered member of the Tohono O'Odham Nation. The man photographed in this article has got to be the WHITEST indian I have ever seen in my life, other than the "wannabe" indians who are out there. (aka.. hippies) The house photographed is not an accurate depiction of a "modest" Tohono O'Odham home. Nor, is this home even located on the Nation. Another publicity stunt by a totally psychotic nut job who happened to use my Native Tribe cause he had nothing else to use or fall back on. This paper deserves to be sued!
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Moi 03/12/2007 1:54:00 PM
I'm appalled by 109's obscenities, his racism and his prurient sexism. Someone like 109 needs to be in a cage somewhere.
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Me 03/12/2007 12:45:00 PM
Wow, 109 what a filthy mouth you have. You also sound very familiar after making a comment about the school teacher.
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I 03/12/2007 8:03:00 AM
I hope CPS takes this kid away...hell, he's crying in every pic.
I don't care who the kid's momma is this guy is wrong to
exploit the kid!
Injun or no Injun!
Nothing would surprise me w/ Anna.
Hell, she should have looked like a porcupine w/ all those dicks sticking in her.
WTF? They shouldn't have had to embalm her.
She should have had enough cum in her to preserve her, shit!
Also comment #11 claims to be a 2nd grade teacher...what kid 5 years old is in 2nd grade...by the way the teachers name is Ellis " Hoodwinking".
That's a clue how fake the story is!
"Marshall was a great student. I'm a second grade teacher on the reservation, and I have to say it was quite difficult to keep the family's secret. It's about time this story was told. My best wishes to the family and loved ones.
Comment by Ellis Hoodwinking � March 8, 2007 @ 09:28AM"
We all know if the story was true HK$ would have already kidnapped this kid to try to hang on to more money in case he loses DannieLynn.
Also when this story 1st broke (3-8-07) there was another copy of the BC w/ blue headers...it was blurred but you could tell it was altered...it is now gone.
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AnoninCA 03/12/2007 5:57:00 AM
This story is a load of cr*p. This guy has b*lls to think that this would be believed. Shame on him for using his kid like this. Do you honestly think that if Anna Nicole had a baby in Burbank, CA that it would be kept a secret? In LA????????? With her name on the birth certificate and yet it would still never be in the press???
If this guy is so decent and his motives were good, then he wouldn't speak ill of the dead...he wouldn't be sharing their personal sexual info and telling everyone how fat she was.
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No fool 03/11/2007 11:49:00 PM
Anna signed all legal forms including birth Cert. with her legal name Vicki Lynn Marshall. It is also hard to see anyone living in the modest home shown when he was provided the stated amount to support the child. Never doubt that Anna would have wanted her child living in better conditions. If she wanted it kept quiet she certainly would not have put Anna Nicole Smith on the BC since BC are public record and the name would have drawn instant attention where her legal name would not. His sterotype picture of an Indian wrapped in a blanket with a bottle of wiskey looks like a photo shoot for a part in an Indian movie.
Has everyone gone stupid, the paper wanted a story and Soto wants money and publicity.
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Ameer Triggs 03/11/2007 7:49:00 PM
Instead of sitting around and waiting to see if his son will receive money from Anna Nicole Smith's estate, maybe Johnny Soto should try getting off his ass and getting a job! Isn't that what single fathers do when they need money to raise their children ? Even if the money from J. Howard Marshall's estate is awarded to Smith's estate, it will probably be tied up in probate for years. Chances are that if (big if) Marshall Soto is awarded any money, he will probably be his father's age before he ever sees a dime of it.
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Dabridgeta 03/11/2007 6:34:00 PM
I love you, New Times.
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Jasmine 03/11/2007 1:13:00 PM
LOL.... I loved this article! Definitely helped me pass a little time at work this morning. I think that this year the annual April Fool's hoax story is a little early. Everyone needs to calm down and stop believing it. Don't you remember last year's story about the Japanese chef who served gorilla, dogs, and even Mexican's body parts to the Valley's elite? Anyways...thanks for the laugh New Times! I can't wait for next year!
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Strawberry 03/11/2007 12:06:00 PM
The story stated he served in the Army for 3 years and made Gunnery Sargeant. This is quite impossible as it was pointed out by an astute poster on Court TV that the rank of "Gunnery Sargeant" is a Marine Corps rank, NEVER Army. It also is a high enlisted rank,impossible for anyone to attain it in 3 years of military service.
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NW Reader 03/11/2007 10:03:00 AM
Comment by debbie � March 8, 2007 @ 01:30PM wrote "...if anyone noticed the b/c it is not real it dosen't even have annas legal name on it whitch is required by law. i guess who ever came up with this brillent scheme was to dumb to realize that.her legal name is vicki lynn marshall. you can't put an alias on a b/c. i have a feeling this won't be the only idiot coming out of the woodwork the games have just begun."
You are absolutely right. I noticed that her real name was not used, too. Also, if he was receiving $10,000 a month for little Marshall then I would think he'd have lots of money in savings. I mention this because the article led us to believe he didn't have the cash to go to the Bahamas. The whole thing is very fishy.
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Just Another Rez Girl 03/11/2007 7:20:00 AM
I unno about some of you, but Jonny Soto doesn't even look O'odham. and it's a lil obvious that he's wearing a wig. Has the TO nation come out with an offical statement about this? as in, is Jonny Soto even a member of the tribe and Marshal as well? I really don't see this story staying quiet on the rez. but that's just me. I think it's a hoax and it's very wrong for a newspaper to publish a story they know is false. Because like some ppl said, this would have come accross on the AP a long time ago and have been on Access Hollywood by now! but hey, I guess whatever sells papers right? But as an O'odham it's upsetting to see O'odham cermonies and language explained in an erronious article meant for deception. Some things should be respected and just plain left alone!
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blondie 03/11/2007 4:59:00 AM
ok come on now, are we sure his father died from pine scented lysol??? maybe it was lavender scented..... for a grieving lover he ure gave alot of unneeded details about their sex lives...... I for one will wait for a DNA test before I give this a second thought of being true......
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*Star* 03/11/2007 12:47:00 AM
Is this an early April Fool's hoax?
Nice try, Phoenix Times.
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Samantha 03/11/2007 12:36:00 AM
Damn # 80 thats deep and I agree totally ! Im Siclian and my son is 1/3 Seminole Indian and I am not digging any of these comments on Native Americans HOW DARE you people dont you think the white man did enough to them and the whole Johnny soto line where they call it Scarlet fever I really doubt that that is a term they used considering back then we well not my people but the first settlers sent indians clothes and items contaminated with small pox and other diseases from england and what not Anyway whatever people need to grow up and stop thinking with a 5th grader mentality !!!!! if I even spelled that right rofl
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Samantha 03/11/2007 12:12:00 AM
To Kathy I believe 19 about the racial slurs of the boy being indian but when you go into being a lesbian is like boinking a dog well thats just a horrible example because for one that is in my eyes considered racist also WHO the hell are you to say WHO are you to judge you are not god and who even knows if god approves or doesnt as far as we know the bible was written by a group of men who had images appear out of the sky and burning bushes and what not sounds like a bad acid trip more then a religous and loving and caring by appearing and giving us 10 rules to follow to gain control over most of the society back then......seems like a hitler of the ancient times to me anyway back to the ANNA story well I can see this being true and 17 (John) I believe you hit it right on the button
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TroutMask 03/11/2007 12:02:00 AM
To #93: The hotel reopened then to the general public, but was always open to select guests, Anna Nicole being one. Most of the renovations were complete by mid-December of 2000. And as that's the high-season, they would not have turned away high-profile guests. This allowed for a more discreet visit from such publicity-shy celebs. I can't say why, but I am in a position to know vis-a-vis the resort. Finally, there was always room service at the resort. Everyone who's anyone knows that.
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Stunned 03/10/2007 10:05:00 PM
I can't believe that people actually think this is a legit story. Does anybody know what a full blooded Tohono O'odham looks like? :googleimagesearch: Sure as hell doesn't look like the white dude working the counter at Trails, like "Johnny Soto."
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checkthefacts 03/10/2007 9:36:00 PM
The story is false.Check the hotels web site "In May 2000, The Ranch on Camelback Mountain closed its doors for a complete renovation and the property reopened in March 2001 as Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain." She could not have stayed there. Also, room sevice was not available to the guests for another six months. Silly story.
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Pamela L. Anghill 03/10/2007 9:35:00 PM
Is this true or is this a hoax? I mean, I am a full blood Tohono O'odham. After the birth of a baby we; mother, baby, and father undergo the "blessing ceremony" performed by the medicine man. We are also given a name by the medicine man or rather our parents are told what our purpose is in life. Mine happens to be "Forerunner",so this this part of the story is culturally correct; however, I am left to question the accuracy of this story. Sure alcohol is not allowed in some places, but the last time I looked there are parts, I believe 3 or 4 areas called districts, which are basically counties which allow alcohol consumption. These 3 or 4 areas allow alcohol that was decided by the vote of the people from these "counties". Sells, the capitol of the reservation is; however, one of those districts which prohibit alcohol. Personally,in my opinion if a 30 something wants to drink in the privacy of his own home so be it. Again, my opinion. Anyway, getting back to the story,if Little Marshall "Black" Deer Soto is Anna Nicole's son, I am in agreement with the last comment(91), if there is money inherited to from the estate of Anna Nicole Smith, it should be in trust until Little Marshall's 18th birthday.
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chris 03/10/2007 8:30:00 PM
Why does John say he is going to give half of any monies recovered to his tribe? Hello.........If in fact the child is Anna's (which I kind of think is true, based on her weird will) shouldn't the CHILDS rightful inheritence be held in a trust until he is of legal age to decide what he want's to do with HIS (not yours John) money. Get a job Johnny and show your son what a real man is!!!!! Why are you writiing all of those nasty things about the supposed mother of your child. He will read this one day and what will that say of you and your character or lack there of. You are looking as bad as all of the other blood sucking leaches out there trying to capatilze on the fact that they slept with a VERY sick and VERY rich woman. Well it takes two to tango and clearly she had made many bad choices in her life. It's such a double standard still. Shame on you guy's. Let her rest in peace.
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paul 03/10/2007 8:09:00 PM
yeah (re the comment a couple back), the writer is prejudice against rich, dumb-ass, southern white women who'd fuck a coyote if they could catch it. i hardly think fat cracker sluts make up a minority group, ya know? i thought johnny soto came across as the noble native man who dropped everything to take care of their boy, and anna came across as she always does: a drug-abusing, hilbilly whore.
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depressed in phoenix 03/10/2007 7:48:00 PM
such a sad story, i wept when i read it.
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Suspicious 03/10/2007 6:40:00 PM
With all the racial comments, the author of that story belongs in rehab! lol
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paul 03/10/2007 5:00:00 PM
well, i still don't think it's a hoax. for certain, the dumb, dead bitch would've fucked anybody, including johnny soto. i mean, nothing surprises me about her. and, besides, people on this post say they know him. good-lookin' dude, too. the only thing that will prove it is dna testing of marshall, who looks just like johnny, with anna's eyes. i think that's what proves it to me: the eyes. i predict that by next week johnny will be giving a news conference from sells. you idiots will see, then.
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ladytexan 03/10/2007 4:23:00 PM
Correction on the date in my last comment, I meant, I wonder where Anna was December 2005.
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Ladytexan 03/10/2007 4:17:00 PM
I don't know, there might be some truth to this...Remember when Prince Zsa Zsa first came out to claim paternity, he said Anna had a secret, that he new neither Larry nor Howard were the fathers. He new Anna's secret and swore never to tell, but he would if he had to. Maybe, just maybe the Indian is Dannielynn's real daddy and Anna had to go to the Bahamas to avoid paternity test with Larry, cause she really knew who the real father is. She didn't want her daughter to be taken from her like Marshall Just wondering where she really was in December 2006. Maybe made a pit stop in Arizona, to the reservation? Hmmmmmmm
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janice 03/10/2007 3:47:00 PM
Wow! I think there should be enough of the racist remarks! Slam the legidimacy of the story, but leave the racism out! I am white, and am completely insulted by all of the racial remarks being made toward Native American Indians! I have great doubts of the reality of the story, but you never know. It wouldn't surprise me if it were true! BUT LEAVE THE RACIAL REMARKS OUT OF IT PEOPLE!!!!
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christine 03/10/2007 2:57:00 PM
YEAH RIGHT...........INDIAN LOSER, THATS WHAT HE IS....JUST LIKE THE REST TRYING TO CASH IN!!!!!! JUST LIKE IS ALL OVER " WHAT ANNA NICOLE WANTED, SHE GOT" , STORY EXTREMELY DOUBTFUL......WHY DONT HE GET A JOB AND SUPPORT HIS SON???? IF ANNA NICOLE HAD NO MONEY HE WOULD HAVE TOO.... LOSER!!!! I FEEL FOR THE LITTLE BOY HOWEVER AND WHEN IT IS SHOWN HE, THE FATHER LIED HE SHOULD BE CHARGED CRIMINALLY FOR ABUSE OF THE POOR CHILD....... WHATEVER EVEN IF SHE DID MOTHER THE CHILD HE SHOULD LIVE WITH AMERICAN PEOPLE AND NOT ON A RESERVATION WHERE ALL STANDS TO GAIN...BUT THE CHILD
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zinao 03/10/2007 2:38:00 PM
if this is true then wow anna life was a true soap opera.
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sandra serrano 03/10/2007 2:31:00 PM
This is garbage. I cant even finish reading it. fucking sucks
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JN 03/10/2007 2:19:00 PM
I am appalled at all of you that are making remarks about this man. The Native American Tribes were here LONG BEFORE any of you people. They are the ONLY true American's in this country. Just remember if you are not Native American or a descendant of a Native American (I am) then your ancestors came from another country and you are not a true American. If DNA is taken and he is a child of ANS then he deserves the same as her daughter. If he has bank records showing deposits in his account from her that is one item of proof. If he has receipts or letters showing other things from her or with her that is another item of proof. As for pics, I saw some pics of her on a news channel that showed him standing next to her along with another Native American man who has been in movies and TV shows. Several have wondered who this man was next to her and now they know. If it is a hoax then it will be proven as such. It is not up to any of you people to judge this man or decide if this is true or if this child is a child of ANS. So I say again you people are appalling.
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Shelly 03/10/2007 12:22:00 PM
Come on folks, get your head your asses and see this for the hoax that it is. After reading the first page I thought I was reading The Onion. The ridiculous dialog attributed to the child and Anna Nicole were too phoney. THe photo of the "father" with the Jack Daniels bottle sealed the deal that this was all a big spoof.
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Very Very Amused 03/10/2007 5:37:00 AM
Oh My Fuckin GOSH! This is so hilarious. What kind of shit is this? I find it SO FUNNY! Who The Fuck Does Shit Like This??? I mean ANNA NICOLE...Having An Indian Man? LOL I Find It So Funny. YEAH AND THEN WE ALL WOKE UP! SOMEONE PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!! LOL Cuz Seriously? LOL For Me As Native American...Its too crazy! Johnny Soto is light skinned his damn self's pry HALF too LOL Thought He'd at least be a little darker damn! LOL Okay...U GOT ME!!!!!!!! I'm done. Fuck You all if talk shit about Indians because of this and most def JOHNNY SOTO U Fucking INDIAN GiVer!!! LOL FUCK U JOHNNY SOTO!!! When U Get A High Priced LAWYER PLEASE SUE THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!! And For All U People Who Think Anna's Jus The Greatest Fucking Mother OF ALL TIME...FUCK U! LOL Check Out The Pic Of Her ON SHROOMS And PREGNANT!!!!! Yeah Sounds Like A Great Fucking Mother To Me...Wished My MoM Was ON SHROOMS When She Had Me...Or Wait Wished My MoM Was Fuckin ANNA NICOLE!!!! LMAO OMG 100 Fucking Points To You Charles Tatum for even writing the article...true or not. HAS ME LAUGHING AND STILL!!!!!! ***Please Don't Comment Back. LOL Cuz YOU'D ONLY MAKE ME LAUGH HARDER!!!
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Two birds in sky 03/10/2007 5:18:00 AM
OK here is how I see it. The little soto kid "two deer's jumping" or something like that is the SPITING IMAGE of Howard K. Stern. Look at him, he is pasty white with black hair! If we could just see a profile of the INFAMOUS pointy nose and chin!
You see, Unbeknown to Howard, he has had the million dollar baby for 5 years. Thinking that Anna was giving birth to an Indian kid, he has her sign a will to eliminate any future born child of getting her estate.
Then, he tried to steel Larry's baby thinking that it was the million dollar baby by taking it to another country where the justice system would rule in his favor. Isn't it ironic that the Indian Father, Johney Soto was thinking along the same lines as Howard by taking little "TWO DEER'S Jumping" To the indian reservation where the Tribal Laws would protect him from ever letting Howard get his 5 year old million dollar baby.
Yes, I would say that it was poetic justice. Oh, one more thing. This fight over where anna needed to be buried. Well with Daniel having a Texas father, Little 2 DEERS having an Indian father, and Little Dannielynn being of undetermined parentage, Maybe the proper burial site would have been a trailer park plot.
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Chelsea 03/10/2007 12:26:00 AM
OMG! This piece of crap reads like a bad novel.
All the personal info about ANS in this article
has been gleaned from The National Enquirer.
Like a complete list of the medications she was
taking at the time of her death. This guy
wouldn't know phenagren if it jumped up his ass
in supository form and put him to sleep. He needs
to crawl back in his teepee.....
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Robert 03/09/2007 11:24:00 PM
Dear #72 -- there is no child to be DNA tested fer chrissakes! The New Times made up the entire story. The New Times writes and publishes completely fabricated prank stories regularly, and has done so for decades. If you try reading and thinking critically about this piece, you'll find that "clues" have been planted along the way that hint that it's made-up stuff, and usually in fake NT stories, the further you read, the higher the outrageousness level and purple prose. As for who the kid in the photos really belongs to -- who the hell knows?? Maybe he's the love-grandchild of Mike Lacey...
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jaredsbutt 03/09/2007 11:18:00 PM
This story's so good, I'd put it in my butt! Charles Tatum deserves a Pulitzer.
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Right Stuff 03/09/2007 11:11:00 PM
A hoax is one thing, but it's a whole other issue when you purposely place an innocent child into the story. I hope someone has the right mind to report this to officials, because the pictures of that child can be considered as exploitation. If someone purposedly made their child cry and get upset just to get a picture for this stupid article, then that can be considered baseline abuse. So, Phoenix New Times, is this how you get attention: exploiting an innocent child that was possibly abused for the tearful effects in the picture. Shame!