Thereís one born every minute: I totally believe this man, and the child does, indeed, look like Anna. People need to stop being so stupid when it comes to race because everyone is mixed whether they admit it or not. Also, I applaud Anna for taking care of her child and allowing a more responsible father to raise him. I think it shows that she did have some sort of character.

Answer to your first question is "None": Yeah, I think she was a loving mom. How many soccer moms out there are addicted to prescription pills yet are good mothers? They still function as productive mothers even though they are drug addicts. Don't know about starving the baby, though. Did anyone notice that the second-grade teacher of the child who posted above signed his name as Ellis Hoodwinking? Is that a clue?

No, just nuts: Devoted and loving mother?! Are you fucking nuts? Hello, she starved her effin' baby! And did you see that footage of her wearing war paint and stoned out of her gourd on 'shrooms while she was pregnant!? And people are mad at Howard K. Stern for that shit? Try being mad at the dumb whore who did it.

Ricky Boy canít be bothered: This story is a fraud. There is no Charles Tatum. There are no background records of any sort on Johnny Soto. No such birth certificate exists on Marshall Black Deer Soto. The Tohono O'odham chairwoman and other officials can 't find any trace of Soto.

Call NT and ask to talk to the editor, tell him (Ricky Boy) how much you, the reader, like being treated with such juvenile disrespect.

Then there's the racism attributed to a dead woman who can't defend herself. Note: no pictures of Anna Nicole and lusty Johnny, the horny handyman.

And your crack reference is 20 years too late: Okay, who's been smokin' crack, New Times? Your prank's a month early, kids.
R.U. Effinkiddin´

Brainwashed boy: No wonder Anna left this piece of trash. He's a money-hungry loser. Why wouldn't he try and contact Anna years before? As for his kid, he has been brainwashed by his greedy father as a patsy to get some money.

Poor Jane: Who's this bitch Jane (above)? She writes like someone at the NT boned her and dumped her. Ease up, lady. The whole thing seems plausible. And didn't someone say Anna Nicole had changed her name legally?

Thriving on the bizarre: People are calling this article trash, unbelievable, etc. But this is Anna Nicole we are talking about. Her life was truly bizarre and she thrived on that. So why could this not be the truth? It will be easy to confirm this because Anna's DNA was taken in the morgue.

This guy from Arizona will have to get a lawyer to go to court and make application to get a copy of the DNA results of Anna Nicole. If he does, and this application goes forward, then I think we can pretty much assume it is the truth. You can't change DNA. If he does have a legitimate birth certificate and proof of the $10,000-a-month payments, that is even better.

Then Dannielynn will have a half-brother. Then she will not have to feel so alone in the world.

Testing testing: Riiiiiiight! But DNA testing can prove or disprove this faster than you can say Maury Povich.

How would she know?: "She also tried to get me to fuck her again, in the Casino restroom while Marshall played with his toy. By this time she was so fat, she could barely fit in the stall. Ultimately, I couldn't go through with it."

Yeah, right! Even fat Anna Nicole Smith could give a dead guy a hard-on!

Thank you: True or not, that is the funniest fucking story I have ever read!

She did get around: I'm not sure why any of you think this is a hoax. I have spent many a night with the lady, and she was spectacular. Ah, yes, the long walk along the casino boardwalk, the champagne brunches at Ak Chin and, yes, she had my baby, too. I swear on the gods of the wind.
Brown Bear

Just like your signature: This story is completely tasteless. Completely.
Columbine Corpse

No one claimed J.S. was a genius: This guy got $10,000 a month, $120,000 a year, for over five years, and a trip to the Bahamas would burn up all of his savings? What a freakin' idiot.

Us, too: All I am going to say is this: Remember the article about the chef in Anthem who wanted to cook a Mexican for John Kyl? Well, this reminds me of that.

Thatís entertainment: Yes, yes, we know this is all a big hoax, but we are still intrigued with the story. Hey, it's entertainment, I guess.

Yes, it's sad that this is what most people like. How many were glued to their TV sets when all the Anna news broke out? I bet a whole bunch, including myself. We really should let the poor woman RIP.

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