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Fat Man & Little Girl

By Clay McNear

Published on April 26, 2007

Hank Aaron may not care for Barry Bonds -- he says he won’t be present when Bonds breaks his all-time home-run record -- but we never get tired of watching baseball's Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and his awesome bitch tits, as we'll get to when the Arizona Diamondbacks host Little Miss Sunshine and his San Francisco Giants.
Sept. 17-19, 6:40 p.m.



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