Book 'Em, Tavo

Getting between the covers with the Mexican

Dear Readers:
The Reconquista has arrived! On Tuesday, May 1, Ask a Mexican! comes out in book form, gracias to the literary madmen at Scribner. Expect more of the same, but más: more essays, more illustrations from Mark Dancey (the gabacho who created this column's logo), and more questions. Below is just a sample of the preguntas that the Mexican answers exclusively in his book, broken down by chapters. Want the answers? Buy the book!

CULTURE

Dear Mexican:
What is it about a pirate-themed football team from Oakland, of all places, that makes Mexicans so crazy? Okay, so they used to have a Hispanic coach and a Hispanic quarterback. Any other reasons?
Cleveland Brownie FOOD Dear Mexican:
Can you trust a Mexican with your sushi?
Sayonara, Uncle Sam FASHION Dear Mexican:
I used to work at a neighborhood center that serves the Latino community in San Francisco. I noticed that a large number of the Mexican and Central American people I met smelled strongly of laundry detergent. Additionally, Mexican guys love their stinky cologne. Can you explain this?
Stinkin’ Sammy ETHNIC RELATIONS Dear Mexican:
Why are Mexicans "proud" to be from Mexico when their country is such a filthy cesspool of lying, thieving, child-raping whores? I mean, especially once they make to the U.S., why don't they say "Whew! I may have been born there (Mexico), but I sure am glad I got outta that shithole!"?
Mexicans Suck Rick

Details

Got a spicy question about Mexicans? Ask the Mexican at »e-mail link. Those of you who do submit questions: they will be edited for clarity, cabrones. And include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we’ll make one up for you!

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MUSIC

Dear Mexican:
I am originally from the South and resent country music. Are there Mexicans who are from Mexico and resent that trilling, wailing, accordion-blaring music the same way? Are there kids of Mexican immigrants who can’t stand the crap their parents play, the same way me and my friends couldn’t stand Ronnie Milsap? Are there Mexicans who think the music similarly reflects stereotypes of being rural, poor and less educated?
Achy Breaky Corazón

SEXO

Dear Mexican:

Why do we always think Mexican men drink tequila and sing mariachi tunes, while the women are pretty señoritas?
Viva MĂ©xico

IMMIGRATION

Dear Mexican:
How am I supposed to like Mexicans that come here by just jumping a fence and running or sneaking onto a transport truck entering this country illegally when you have law-abiding immigrants working their ass off to come to this country legally?
Love the Mexicans but Hate the Border-Hoppers

LANGUAGE

Dear Mexican:
Why don't Mexicans ever drop their Spanish? Even third- and fourth-generation Mexican-Americans still speak the language to some degree or another. I speak Japanese, but I'm losing it quickly and when my mother passes on, so will my language. The typical Asian-American kid may attend Chinese, Korean or Japanese school on Saturdays, but guess what? They do it because their parents force them to attend and I bet they speak English during recess.
Feeling a Bit Nippy

Pre-order your copy from Amazon.com today, or get a copy at your local bookstore next week. Keep reading this column to find out when the Mexican invades your town — or, better yet, visit askamexican.net or myspace.com/ocwab for updates and contests. Buy the book, por favor: I need to pay off my coyote!

 
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