Dear Editor,There is a BOZO on your bus!
To the Pimpled PeckerHead,(or whatever you call yourself)
You still can't get it right, can you? One would think after repeated attempts at discovering the facts, (obviously unimportant) that you would at least absorb some knowledge. Apparently, your brain functions have been damaged by the dreaded "bird flu". You don't even recall our conversations accurately. Next time, I would suggest taking notes, kinda like a real journalist!You wrote, "Someone gave me a plate of pie, and I soon dumped it without taking a bite." Wrong! You were sucking that pie down like it might be your last meal. Kinda reminded me of a pig at the trough, as opposed to a bird at a feeder.Seems the awkward and totally flightless "feathered bastard", who more closely resembles a rather portly, pot bellied penguin, is suffering from the "bird flu's" advance symptoms, which include homophobia, racism, bigotry and either a failing memory or a large case of laziness. I see the same lame name calling and statements from your last column, just in a different order. Now that's real journalism! The rehash of a poorly written piece, in hopes that "repeated lies become truths", only shows the shallow, socialistic mind behind it.However, there was one comparison I must thank you for! Gabby Hayes was a great American! Any American patriot would be proud to be associated with a man who had his morals and lived by them! Right is right and wrong is wrong! A concept the Pimpled Peckerhead cannot seem to grasp. Can you spell "ILLEGAL?" Do you comprehend "ILLEGAL?"As for calling me a "Cripple", I wonder what the Americans with Disabilities Act and legal minds will think of this disparaging remark? THE TERM IS DISABLED, bird brain! Learn it! Or is that another "racist" demand, in your opinion?I'm actually thankful that I am disabled. Otherwise I might tear that pimply faced, pumpkinhead off your rotund and flabby body and defecate down your gullet! You can thank Agent Orange and Vietnam for your reprieve, penguin boy! And, my apologies to those standing in line to relieve themselves down your foul mouthed pie hole!If these are the depths that a once respected Arts & Entertainment Paper, built by Lacy and Larkin has fallen, it gives rise to the question, What else do you lie about, and WHO is hiring these fools? (If the pay scale for an article has remained the same as when I wrote for the New Times in the early eighties, this might explain a lot.)
Buffalo Rick Galeener