However, I must take issue with your snide comments regarding The Grand Canyon.
What did the Grand Canyon ever do to you? Now I'm not one to jump to conclusions regarding the sordid past of a complete stranger but I'm willing to bet that The Grand Canyon has never once:
A. Killed your Father.
B. Engaged in a long term relationship with you then unexpectedly stopped calling, leaving you confused and heartbroken only to find out later that it has been talking about you behind your back about what a disappointing lover you are.
C. Straight up raped you.
D. All of the above.
Poor Grand Canyon. Stop the hate.