Redneck Touchdown

The belligerent buzzard performs a postmortem on the latest immigration battles, denounces attorney Dennis Wilenchik's hypocrisy, and chases after Mayor Phil "Goober" Gordon

However, Jarrett Maupin, who spoke after the mayor left, made Goober's McCain backing the focal point of his roof-raising address, one that earned him loud applause and a standing ovation from the crowd of party activists.

"Any Democrat that crosses party lines and endorses a Republican has sold out the grassroots workers of this party," Maupin preached. "That's who you are. Don't let people sell you out."

Later on, Maupin got big laughs when he remarked that if Goober had pulled the same stunt in heavily Democratic Chicago, "he would be floatin' down the river."

After Maupin's address, seemed like every Dem in the room was ready to spit at the mention of phony Phil's name.

"Mayor Gordon is an opportunist," said Dan O’Neil, state coordinator for Progressive Democrats of America. "He should change his ways, or join the other party."

Tempe precinct committeeman Randall Holmes stated, "I think he should have apologized. Phil Gordon, whether his position is partisan or not, got his position in large part due to the hard work of Democrats. That's a slap in the face for him to turn around and endorse a Republican."

These being county Dems, it's hard to tell whether such sentiments will hurt Punxsutawney Phil in his re-election bid. But everyone this eagle interviewed believed that Benedict Gordon's turncoat ways will damn him for any statewide office. We can only hope.

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truesouthernpatriot
truesouthernpatriot

PS

Remember

Zapata and fat boy (what was his name---oh yeah Pancho Villa) were a couple of COMMIE FAGS

truesouthernpatriot

truesouthernpatriot
truesouthernpatriot

all you mexicans GO BACK and the BLACKS too !! (2 africa if possible)

white boy 069

Frank
Frank

Steve lemmons is a potato porn penis freak!! We know what you spent your money on. You can't hide the fact you love potato penises. Steve, after you got off on the potato penis, you ate it didn't you??? It shows.

Patriot
Patriot

VivaZapata - don't pretend to freaking know me. I had a few drinks last night when I made that posting. I have my master's degree and am going to law school shortly. I bet you don't even have your bachelor's you ignorant cunt. By the way, I am in great shape... not sure why being fat and lazy has anything to do with the comments I made. Continue to listen to mindless leftist banter while our nation is taken over. I will challenge you to an actual debate anytime, any place. I'm 25 and have probably done a lot more with my life that you 40 year old soap opera watching fat ass (yes, I am going to stoop to your level and make thoughtless assumptions about you too).

ROFL
ROFL

VivaZapata is Lemons.

And yes, he is a biggot, a hack, and hypocrite. Trust me, I know.

Don't engage him. That fat, disgusting piece of shit doesn't believe half the garbage he writes. It's just for shock value people, nothing more.

He needs to worry less about matters such as this, and worry more about mixing in a salad every once in a while. Oh, and a shower once or twice a week is helpful as well.

VivaZapata
VivaZapata

"Patriot" is the perfect example of the species "redneckus dumbassus." He whines about the ruin of our "English speaking nation," and yet he spells worse than the average third grader:

"applaude" should be "applaud,"

"soveriegn" should be "sovereign,"

"crimials" should be "criminals."

Who the fuck do these lazy, gap-toothed morons think they are to call themselves "patriots"? Go back to high school and get your GED, you pathetic, jobless shitkicker. "Rape our women"? Who would want to fuck your fat, pimply-assed fart-monkey spouse? Not even you.

Patriot
Patriot

You suck. Yes, let's applaude illegal immigration and the utter ruin of our soveriegn English speaking nation. All of us as taxpaying legal citizens love paying for these crimials who invade our country, rape our women, murder the innocent, and suck away free healthcare, et al. Think before you write, asshole!

Greg
Greg

When oh when will the left wing liberals stop applying labels to make things seem like something they are not. Like a "pro-immigrant rally". What a crock of CRAP! It was and will always be remembered as a pro-illegal immigrant rally! There is not a red blooded American, red kneck or otherwise that will not stand up and support immigration into these United States of America! We are ALL sick and tired of illegal immigrants trying to sway what is the LAW!!! If I am in violation of Fedral law I will go to prison for it. These law breaking illegal immigrants want us to turn our heads AGAIN and AGAIN till they are the majority in this country and we will have no country! Case and point. I was at the P.I.R. 4th of July celebration; a celebration of America's independence, a latino D.J. From "Old School" R&B Radio station was on the loud speaker screaming for Latinos in the crowd to yell and scream for pride in the Red White and Green!! Are you fuckin kidding me!!! I am not alone in the feelings of unretsrained rage at this sort of BULL SHIT!! So you can call me any name you like. Red neck. Nazi. Bigot. Racist. White Supremacist. It just doesn't matter, I am an American! My Grandfather immigrated to this country from Germany and my Grandmother from Norway. They quickly enrolled in classes to learn English and immersed themselves in Americana. There is a damn good reason for making immigrants jump through some hoops to become citizens of the greatest nation on earth. You ask an immigrant. It instills pride in America. It forces one to learn of our cherished history and how we came to be. This mass Amnesty that you are so sad to see die a quick and timely death is just NOT good for America. I for one am glad that another knee jerk reaction by this pathetic excuse for a Congress has failed to be acted upon. There needs to be honest debate in this country about immigration reform, but it should not ever include allowing 12 million law breakers to simply have their way just because. Please, please, please stop calling them immigrants. If you or I did the same thing they are doing in Mexico we would be locked up and perhaps never released. Ask someone who has tried to violate the Mexican Sovereignty from Central America. They shoot them! This has got to stop! The answer is NOT just letting them in just because they want in!

Fed Up
Fed Up

Lemons is biggot, a hack, and hypocrite. Please stop printing such rank invective drivel.

Thanks

Disgusted Mexifornian
Disgusted Mexifornian

To the alleged author of this ridiculous article: So, anybody who is fed up with this s--t thats going on in this country as the result of this illegal invasion/infiltration, and shotless coup 'd etat by the fine citizens of Meh Hee Coh isa wing nut? A knuckle dragger? A Skoal user? A beer drinker? What high horse did you ride in on? You're absolutely "whack!". We "won" the day? Listen up, Jethro; we stood up for ourselves and the USA and sent a potent and powerful message that it will no longer be business as usual. The atmosphere is changing. Illegal immigration will no longer be tolerated. We're finished being taken advantage of. We're finished of being insulted by the same people who are sponging off us, and having our flag messed with, and hearing and seeing their extravagant threats and bravado - "If we leave, LA will burn!" and they they are "The Only True Owners Of This Continent", and all this aztlan mythical bull$h*t. We're tired of their arrogance, their rude behavior, their ridiculous sense of "self of entitlement and their demand for "rights", call citizens of European Decent "Trespassers" and comparing us to Nazi's. We're sick of it, and now they da*n well know it. So do our politicians. If I were an illegal, I'd start packing up the old 81 Corolla for a road trip south. Real soon. This is only the tip of the iceberg - you can call us all the names you want.

rich
rich

To the person that wrote this article,if you have to label someone, like you've done in this article your are prejudging people (i.e... prejudice) and real close to be a racists,and it's people like you that RUIN this country "We DO NOT want here either !!!!!!!!To people like you it's o.k. to for support people that are : 1.Prejudice2.economic invaders (stealing from legal citizens jobs)3.trespass 4.Tax evasion5.harboring criminals6.over loading our health care systemI'm sure there's a lot more reasons why their NOT AmericanHey, why not support your local crack whore or pimp, or junkie I'm real surprised that a COOL paper like the New Times allows you to have a job!!!The people are tired of politics rapeblicans or demoncrates Just give me a law abiding AMERICAN that's not in a corporations pocket

Marilyn Gover
Marilyn Gover

As spewed by you: "They're partyin' in the trailer parks. Pass out the free Skoal and Old Milwaukee. The knuckledragger Know Nothings, wing-nut nativists, white supremacists, and toothless beaner-bashers won the day as hopes for a Congressional compromise on comprehensive immigration reform were trounced in the U.S. Senate."

For one, I do not live in a trailer park, I do not dip skoal nor do I drink Old Milwaukee or any other alcoholic beverage for that matter. I do support "LEGAL IMMIGRATION" and am very proud of all American Citizens for standing up to be counted in the fight to do away with a very bad bill. Such a shame that you take your liberties and your freedoms so lightly; and all you can come up with is this drivel?

If the illegals want to march in the streets let them go back to the country of origin and march away. They have every right to march in their own country to change the laws there that they dislike. The attempts to associate their so called movement to the likes of the Civil Rights movement of the 50's and 60's of the black population is disgusting. The Civil Rights Movement of the blacks was a proud moment in our history which was fought for Black American Citizens. No where in that did I find any mention of Black Illegal Aliens, did you?

If I were the editor of this paper you would no longer be employed. To imply that all American Citizens who opposed this traitorous bill are nothing more than pond scum in the ocean of life speaks volumes that you are the one who is racist here. It was absolutely amazing to see the American Citizens come together for a cause that carries the importance that this cause did. To all American Citizens I say; Bravo! A job well done! Vocal? Yes we are. Highly motivated? Absolutely. Minority? I don't think so!

I also agree that it was a breath of fresh air to see Janet Napolitano sign the legislation that will help to strengthen our Southern Border as well as show the business community that we will no longer allow them to continue to bring in cheap labor in the illegal aliens and that laws put into place but never enforced are finally going to be enforced and put a stop to all this nonsense. Here here!!

Douglas H. Gorman
Douglas H. Gorman

On this July 4th, I strongly commend Gov. Napolitano for her resolve in standing up for her convictions and taking action to seal our southern border. I am a Viet Vet who proudly served his country during 1962-1966 in another unpopular war. I am completely anti-illegal (all illegals not just Mexicans), I guess this makes me a racist, right wing nut. Your label,not mine. I do not believe in labeling people or ideas, in any way shape or form. I took my basic training in AL in 1962, and saw the ugly face of segregation first hand; I was even jailed in Montgomery for walking down the street with my best friend who happened to be an Afro-American!The time has come for us to recover our country and identity! I am strongly in FAVOR of LEGAL IMMIGRATION, and support those who take the trouble and their time in line to enter the USA LEGALLY.I don't expect you to print this, as my views are the direct opposite of yours.

 
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