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By Steve Jansen

Published on July 26, 2007 at 2:41am

Hey, fellas, ever wonder what truly goes on during an exclusive ladies night? Maybe your girlfriend meets a Prince Charming with all of the qualities you lack. You know, a tall, attractive Dapper Dan who can wield a garlic press like no other, quote Rumi, talk about feminine emotions, and perform like a young stallion. But there’s no chance this can happen? Right??

Now that you’re all paranoid, tell your boo about Juicy Ladies Night. The weekly celebration for the ladies features $1 Three Olives Vodka libations from 9 to 11 p.m. Dudes can start entering about 10:30 p.m. by RSVP’ing to juicy@martiniranchusa.com. Just don’t go all Loren Wade on the joint.


Fridays, 9 p.m., 2008