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Party Animals

Get that poo-flinging monkey off your back at Phoenix Zoo

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By Julie Peterson

Published on August 02, 2007 at 2:42am

May we channel your mom for a sec? You're hmmmty-hmm years old, and it's time to say goodbye to those slimy reptiles, filthy warthogs, and poo-flinging primates -- at least until next year. This is your last chance ´til summer ´08 to cool off at Phoenix Zoo's Starry Safari, an all-ages frolic featuring games, rides, water play, and twilight encounters with some of your favorite animals. (Just don't tell the orangutans about the fun -- they go to bed at 7. You would, too, if someone kept taking away your flashlight and comic books.)