Kick Out the Jammies

We've unequivocally determined that a higher power does exist. Be it Yahweh, Buddha, Mohammed, Santa Claus, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the universal deity in charge of throwing all the switches has finally answered our prayers: We're getting to spend the night with the licentious and libidinous ladies of the Pussy Posse Girls while they’re in their jammies. Of course, there'll be other folks around, given that it's the annual Pussy Posse Pajama Party, but a higher power must've been listening when we requested a chance to participate in a massive pillow fight with all our favorite members of the fetishistic burlesque troupe (including Python, Pinup, Piercer, and Pyro), as well as engage them in games of drunken Twister and watch a performance of one of their naughtier dance routines. The brutal beauties of the Arizona Derby Dames will also perform, as will heavy-metal outfit The Eighth Day Band and punkers The Fed-Ups, while DJ Raziel spins house, industrial, and techno all night long.