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I wonder what Hillary will do now that she has lost the nomination for President. I saw a tabloid newspaper that she was going to divorce Bill Clinton. She and Bill both are such poor losers. Obama can probably find a better running mate than Hillary

IT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE !

Im 18 year student. The article below is not false. Just read the
article and you'll understand what Im talking about. Im using this
program about 11 days
and I already have 947$ in my e-gold account. Of course thats not
10000 and not 5000, but its 947$ from 12$. For me its much more than I
expected. I was sceptic about it, but I see that its very useful.
This article isn't mine. Ive just coppied it from one web site, and
I'll copy it for u just for understanding what im talking about.
Here the text Ive found, it's quite big, but worth of reading:
TURN $12 INTO $25,000 or More USING E-GOLD (www.e-gold.com)
READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR FINANCIAL LIFE! IT REALLY DOES WORK! I
found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. This awesome
concept is 100%
legal (refer to US Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or
Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of Federal
Regulations, Volume
16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service must be
exchanged for money received). A little while back, I was browsing
through newsgroups, and
came across an article similar to this that said you could make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of
$12.00!
So I thought, Yeah right, this must be a scam, but like most of us, I
was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send $2.00 to
each of the 6
Egold Account listed in this article You then place your own Egold
account number in the bottom of the list at #6.Post the article (with
your Account number
in the #6 spot in at least 200 newsgroups. When you have completed the
instructions, take this letter and then go to (Google, Yahoo,...) and
type in (Making
Money Message board, Money Message Board, Money Forum, Free money
Forum, or anything along those lines that are forums) and start
posting your copy of this
message at least 200 times, to as many unique message boards as you
can, or more.
The more times you post this at a unique board, the more money you
will make. The more copies you send, better is the results. Keep a
copy of this letter so
you can use it a second time. Post it out again in six months, but
Post it with the addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work
better the second
time. No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to
a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: what have I
got to lose
except $12.00,right? Then I invested the measly $12.00. Well, GUESS
WHAT!? Within 1 day, I started getting money in my Egold account! I
was shocked! I
figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in.
In my first week, I made about $60.00. By the end of the second week,
I had made a total of over $450.00! In the third week, I had over
$9,000 and itīs still
growing. This is now my fourth week, and I have made a total of just
over $20,000 and itīs still coming in rapidly. Itīs certainly worth
$10.00! I have spent
more than that on lunch!! Let me tell you how this works and most
importantly, WHY it works...Also, make sure you print a copy of this
article NOW, so you
can get the information off of it as you need it. I PROMISE YOU IF YOU
FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY, THAT YOU WILL START MAKING MONEY MORE
THAN YOU THOUGHT
POSSIBLE BY DOING SOMETHING SO EASY! SUGGESTION: READ THIS ENTIRE
MESSAGE CARE-FULLY !! Print it out or download it. Follow the simple
directions, and watch
the money come in! Itīs easy. Itīs legal. And, your investment is only
$12.00.
IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not
illegal; and, itīs 99% risk-free. Best of all-- it really works! If
all of the following
instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $34,000 or
more can be yours
in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the
HONESTY and INTEGRITY of the participants. PLEASE CONTINUE ITS SUCCESS
BY CAREFULLY ADHERING
TO THE INSTRUCTIONS. . Here are the easy steps to success: Following
is a list of six E-gold user account. Send $2.00 to EACH OF THEM using
your E-gold
THIS PROGRAM IS RELATIVELY NEW TO EGOLD USER,HURRY AND TAKE YOUR
POSITION AT THE TOP What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS
ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
(Make sure the subject of the payment states THE TOPIC OF THE POSTING
e.g "Make money with e-gold"(this keeps the program 100% legal.. so
please donīt
forget!) You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying
for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried
about the legal
aspects of it all. SO I CHECKED IT OUT WITH A LAWYER AND THEY
CONFIRMED THAT THIS IS INDEED LEGAL. SEND $2.00 TO EACH OF THE
FOLLOWING
1. 3454135
2. 3452944
3. 3451822
4. 3450543
5. 5296238
6. 4785299
delete the #1 Account Number off the list that you see above and move
the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5becomes 4,etc.) and add YOUR Account
number as #6 on
the list. Your new table that you will be spreading is shown below:
1. 3452944
2. 3451822
3. 3450543
4. 5296238
5. 4785299
6. Your e-gold #
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to
original as possible. Now send this to all your friends. DO NOT SPAM!
Keep a copy of
these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it
again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful
because of the
honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
adhering to the directions. Look at it this way if you are of
integrity and honesty, the
program will continue and the money that so many others have received
will come your way.
NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you,
either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you.
This VERIFIES that you
are truly providing a service. So, as each post is downloaded and the
directions carefully followed, six members will be reimbursed for
their participation
as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the
list so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be
receiving thousands of
dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $12.00 - $2.00 for
each of the first six people listed above! Send it now, add your own
name to the list and
youīre in business!
DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS -- This part is very
important: Step 1)You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do
your own posting. Simply
put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor
to the bottom of this document, and select īcopyī from the edit menu.
This will copy the
entire letter into the computerīs memory. Step 2) Open a blank īnotepad
ī file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the
īeditī menu select
īpasteī. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you
can add your name to the list. Step 3) Save your new notepad file as
a .txt file. If
you want to do your postings in different settings, youīll always have
this file to go back to. Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and
try searching
for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chatsites,
discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article
as a new message by
highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit
menu. Fill in the 'Subject'; this will be the header that everyone
sees as they scroll
through the list of postings in a particular group; then click the
post message button. Youīre done with your first one!
Congratulations!!!
THATīS IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post
away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for
each newsgroup!
REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200(go to (Google, Yahoo,...)
and type in (Making
Money Message board, Money Message Board, Money Forum, Free money
Forum, or anything along those lines that are forums) and start
posting your copy of this
message at lease 200 times.The more postings the better, you donīt
have to post the add in 200 places but remember the more the better,
Thatīs it! You will
begin receiving money from around the world within days, perhaps even
hours! Now,let's assume that 5 people responded, if the 5 persons who
just sent me
$2.00 make the:
MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons
respond to each of the original 5,that is another $40.00 for me, now
those 25 each make 200
MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring
in an additional $200.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post
the MINIMUM 200
with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an
additional $1000.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625
persons post a
MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5
replies, that just made me $5000.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all
deliver this message
to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200
newsgroups react I will receive $25,000! With an original investment
of only $12.00!
AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the
latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $12 to names on
the list, putting
your name at number 5 again. And start posting again. The thing to
remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the
world are joining the
Internet and reading these articles everyday?
JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $12.00 and see if it really
works?? I think so... People have said, what if the plan is played out
and no one
sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening
when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are
joining the
internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?
Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands
of those joining
the actual Internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will
really work. WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND!!! GOD BLESS YOU! E-gold
is the oldest Gold
trading online and it's very secure.If you dont have an Egold
Account,you can open one here: WWW.E-GOLD.COM! YOUR FINANCIAL LIFE
DEPENDS SIMPLY ON YOUR
ACTS... CHANGE YOUR FINANCIAL LIFE RIGHT NOW ! Your investment is only
$12.00, you have nothing to loose ! tell-a-friend about it!!!!!!!! WE
TRIED THIS AND
WE MADE $2,500 IN TWO WEEKS.NOT BAD FOR A $12 INVESTMENT.
Ive added some changes in this text but i think you know where.
It's your choise to try it or not.