We wont pretend to claim that ASU is the Harvard of the West. On the contrary, we wouldnt be surprised if pulse-taking docs reside inside the schools cavernous admission quarters. You fog the mirror, youre in. Thus the need to dedicate additional wordage for the Mill Avenue Fall Crawl. Though there'll inevitably be overly intoxicated drunkards bumbling about doggy-style, the submissive position isnt a requirement. Twelve downtown Tempe spots, including The Loft and Cherry Lounge & Pit, will serve up $2 Miller Lites and $3 Skyy Vodka drinks, and there's no cover at any of the participating nightspots. Save the hands-and-knees position for the late-night booty call.
Thu., Sept. 27, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., 2007