Posse Galore

If Christmas carols have taught us anything, it’s that Santa Claus is a fat, old, reclusive voyeur who’s constantly peeping into everyone’s private life from atop the Arctic. Not to slander the good name of jolly old Saint Nick, but consider the lyrics to that Yuletide standard “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” which declare, “He sees you when you’re sleeping/He knows when you’re awake.” (Gives new meaning to the phrase “North Pole,” now doesn’t it?) So we’re suspecting that Kris Kringle will take more than just a passing look at the dirty deeds on display during the Pussy Posse Girls Naughty X-Mas Show. The horny holiday hoedown will feature several performances by the fetishistic dance troupe, including the debut of their new “Burle-xxx” routine and old favorites like “Santa Baby” and “Jingle Bell Titties” (in which the ladies adorn their bosoms with jingling pasties). The members of Freelove Cabaret will also strut their stuff, Fascinations will hand out free porn and prurient prizes, and local bands B4theH8, Hardwired, Dead Letters, and Eximus will rock the venue.
Fri., Dec. 21, 8 p.m., 2007