Lasso Del Sol at WestWorld

The sport of roping ain't just for a bunch of steers and queers. Steers, definitely, but not the latter. If you're not buying it, we challenge you to approach a cowboy and drop a "queer bait" blast in his face. There's a 99.9% chance you are going to lose.

Be a winner instead by attending Lasso Del Sol, which will feature a shitkickin' four days of roping matches. By the way, if you like your face the way that it is, you probably don't want to call a cowboy a shitkicker, either.