So, youre famous. Youre rich. You bathe in champagne. Youre filled with fleeting shame when you drive your Ferrari past people who live in boxes. How to slay the Guilt Monster? Charity. Its the right thing to do, plus your accountant says its a super tax write-off. But alas, fundraisers are such a bore. Wolfgangs cooking, the Lakers are playing, the nights spread out before you like a fistful of diamonds on velvet, and youre chatting up a bunch of snobs. If youre gonna sacrifice your precious time, you might as well have fun, and the annual Jack in the Box Celebrity Shootout is your chance. Shooting hoops to raise dough for the Great Unwashed? Thats the ticket.