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Published on January 24, 2008

He said, "No, they totally would let me watch whatever I wanted — but it was in Japanese."

I was all, "What do you mean?" He's all, "I was pissed 'cuz I had to watch Baywatch in Japanese."

Ummm. First of all, Baywatch. That's bad enough. But come the fuck on.

To this day, I wonder how this young man came to expect to hear English wherever he roams. Even Japan. Wow.

Truthfully, how boring is that?

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