Say, what do ya get if you cross a pig with a coin dealer? Nothing. There are some things even a pig wont do! Hey, how do you know a coin dealer has gone on vacation? He has chairs on top of his house! So, what kind of horse is on Kentuckys statehood quarter? A quarter horse!
Oh, we got a million of em that are just as funny as those rib-tickling classics. Of course, if you want to hear them, youll have to meet us down at the National Money Show, where well be talking coin and just chilling with fellow numismatists. Among other highlights, the show will feature the first public display in Arizona of the new $5 bills, a 1913 Liberty Head nickel worth $3 million, and century-old Arizona paper money. The U.S. Treasury Departments exhibit also will offer a rare look at some $100,000 bills.