Colin...such entertainment for one evening! You, plus Los Dos, plus our new friends chez NUDE as well as your column many months later citing the night. Good thing you didn't expand upon the lap dance I got, otherwise you'd have pointed out how my tube top was rubbed down my torso, and my polyester skirt was grinded up my thighs. That would be added to tip number 8 about what fabrics to wear if traveling... Thank you for catering to most of my needs that night, there was something in the sign out front; I'm glad you felt it too. Signed, a girl with needs and "virgin again" liquid pussy applicator packets, your gal pal from Chicago.