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Baja Red's Cantina

5122 E. McDowell Road
Phoenix, AZ 85008

Category: Restaurant > Mexican

Region: East Phoenix

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Pig Points: No windows, long bar with tons of liquor; creepy fake parrots; shuffleboard; little sailboat wallpaper shit in the men's room; strong drinks.
Pig Shit: Sign that reads, "Okay to bring your kids if accompanied by an adult before 8 p.m." (keep your fat bastard slobbering malfeasance away from my drunk ass); no condom machines (thus, the kids).
602-286-9251.

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Baja Red's Cantina, 5122 East McDowell Road

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I saunter to my car, and an ancient bearded woman sputters something in my direction: "Change?" I feel for her, but this pig is all credit (have to write off all my drinks so I can at least break even on this gig). I shake my head sadly and walk through a group of young, laughing guys. For a minute, I think I'll have to get in a scrape, because of my flannel shirt, but it turns out these guys are just throwing change and laughing at the old lady scrambling to try and pick it up. Shit, it's late and I don't box well, and I guess the lady needs the coin. Next time, I'm bringing change and I think to myself, Priceless Right, bitch!

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