Radiation Vibe

Dallas minx pushes the UV index off the charts at Myst

A A A Comments By Lilia Menconi Thursday, May 8 2008

Attention, fellas. If you want to know your lady ain’t a ho, get her naked and check for tan lines. If she’s got ’em, that’s a good sign. It means she’s not afraid to show a little flesh but has the smarts to protect her junk. No tan lines? She’s either a stripper or a girl who’s comfy with smushing her poon on a tanning bed. Eek.

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If all this talk of sexy skin has you turned on, head to Myst for Tan Lines Optional. The “swimwear fashion runway show” is hosted by Dallas minx Misty Dawn, a Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week back in ’04. (The calendar model told the rag at the time: “I believe I fit the description of the girl-next-door”; that’s true, if the domicile next door has a big red light on it.)

The party also features beats by DJs XXXclusive and MCB.

Wed., May 14, 11 p.m., 2008

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