HUNGER ARTIST

These freaks need to believe 9/11 was an inside job by George W. Bush & Co., that the collapse of Buildings One, Two, and Seven were controlled demos. Building Seven was supposedly the linchpin of the conspiracy because there were so many super-secret docs in there that needed to be obliterated.

Seems like it would've been a whole lot easier just to send in 24's Jack Bauer to get the job done, rather than offing a whole skyscraper like WTC 7. Maybe Jack was busy that week, kickin' terrorist ass. And the Fantastic Four and Batman were on vacay. So that left it to New York firefighters to destroy the structure, right? Hey, don't look at this beak-bearer. This is what the conspiracy dillweeds are spouting.

Mike Gorman
If it doesn't haunt Joe, it should: A photo of MCSO victim Scott Norberg. His violent death while in custody cost Maricopa County $8.25 million.
If it doesn't haunt Joe, it should: A photo of MCSO victim Scott Norberg. His violent death while in custody cost Maricopa County $8.25 million.

For Mesa Community College religious studies teacher Blair Gadsby, Building Seven is what it's all about, the undeniable proof — in his mind — that the official story about what occurred on 9/11 is pure bunkum.

"Building Seven is the clincher," the pedagogue related to The Bird recently. "Anybody with the least bit of awareness, who's watched a building fall in Vegas, or wherever they can go watch [them] demolish one, it's clear and obvious."

Clear and obvious that the building's collapse was caused by a controlled demo, he meant to say. Pardon Gadsby if he sounds even spacier than the average community college don. Since Memorial Day, he's laid off the victuals in a hunger strike aimed at convincing U.S. Senator John McCain that he should grant Gadsby and his fellow fruitcakes a two-hour audience aimed at showing the presumptive GOP presidential nominee the error of his ways regarding 9/11.

See, McCain authored the foreword to Popular Mechanics' book-length rebuttal to the troofer crowd, Debunking 9/11 Myths. And that's tantamount to heresy in Gadsby's religion, the Most Holy Church of 9/11 Conspiracy Kookiness. So Gadsby's parked himself outside McCain's offices on north 16th Street in Phoenix, where he's been starving himself, losing a total of 11 pounds by the day this portly penguin paid a visit.

"When the average person sees the buildings come down, they know in their gut this is a controlled demolition," the hollow-cheeked hunger artist asserted. "That's why the images were deleted from the media immediately."

Um, what images, wondered this warbler?

"On September 12, 2001, I taped a Discovery Channel documentary," Gadsby told this tweeter at one point. "It was doing a retrospective of what had happened the previous day. And they got to 5:20 p.m. [and] all they showed was the dust cloud [from the collapse]. They didn't show the image of the building coming down. For obvious reasons."

Not obvious to everyone. The Bird doesn't know about this particular doc, but there's footage out the proverbial wazoo of Building Seven going down, including on the History Channel's 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction documentary, which you can watch piecemeal on YouTube if you've never seen it before.

To be fair, the Canadian-born Gadsby was hardly the Fruit Loop-iest dood out there when The Bird flew by. Nearly 20 of Gadsby's fellow 9/11 dingbats were in attendance on a recent Sunday, though there's not much more than Gadsby himself during the week. Karen Johnson's been by, but wasn't on hand when The Bird appeared. However, Kent "Cow-Killer" Knudson was present. Knudson's well known for organizing last year's disastrous 9/11 conference in Chandler, which featured assistance from Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams, the presence of whom split the conference and kept some big names in the 9/11-denial movement far away from Chandler.

Knudson's pretty easy to mess with. Just mention his felony conviction for killing a poor, defenseless cow in Snowflake, and he starts to jabber incoherently. A young, excitable guy named Charlie Fox compared himself to Sophie Scholl of the White Rose movement that resisted the Nazis from within Germany. Sorry, Charlie. You ain't no Sophie Scholl. She was a heroine who gave her life to fight tyranny. You're just a schmuck stroking himself, believing his own bull.

Others there wondered if Screw Loose Change's Pat Curley was a Freemason or if The Bird was a Freemason. Of course not. Everyone knows Curley and The Bird are instead card-carrying members of the Illuminati! Some 60-year-old pathetic pony-tailed pinhead who declined to give his name blathered on about how D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn't commit suicide and how John F. Kennedy Jr. was likely murdered, instead of dying in that plane piloted by himself. Someone else held up leather-lunged crybaby and radio wildman Alex Jones as the media's voice of reason.

The air was so thick with insanity that you couldn't cut it with a chainsaw. And local troofers like Gadsby wonder why McCain wants to keep them as far away as possible? Sheesh.

NORBERG'S GHOST

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the self-described "toughest sheriff in America" looked as though he'd just seen the ghost of Christmas past, or come face-to-face with his long-lost conscience.

The wily, wiry activist before him had asked Arpaio to make out the inscription on his copy of Joe's latest tome, Joe's Law, to "Scott." Then the activist, with his small video camera pointed at Nickel Bag Joe, uttered the surname, "Norberg."

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See4Yourself
See4Yourself

Typical reactions I'm afraid.If you don't like the questions insult the person asking!

In all this diatribe there is only one point that actually responds to a troofer question with any substance and that is the speed of the WTC7 building collapse.

Well, if you want to know the troof, watch a video of the collapse for yourself and measure the rate the roofline drops over the distance that you can see.

Todd Stallion
Todd Stallion

"Is Stephen Lemons paid to write this nonsense?"

The better question is WHO pays Stephen Lemons to write this nonsense

Allen
Allen

Have you seen the Aaron Russo interview on youtube?If not here a little exerpt....

Maybe Aaron is just making up stories for his own gain, no wait, he's dead now, R.I.P.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Mikey
Mikey

The only thing odd about the whole situation is that, as far as I know, there has never been a (completed)skyscraper that collapsed due to fire before or since, and we have 3 on one day...I don't beleive the gov't was n on it, but it DOES make for interesting questions...

Investigate
Investigate

Haha, the author practically proves that the official account of the towers fall is false. Here is his error:He quotes that thousands of bombs/thermate would be needed to destroy those buildings, and thats why it couldn't have been a demolition... Because a demolition would require thousands of bombs/cutter charges. THOUSANDS.But then he falls right into the trap. He insists that it was fire and damage 85 floors up which totally annihilated the towers into dust. Wait a moment? If that were the case, why would any demolition team need any explosives? Why, you could just set one floor on fire, and destroy the columns on two or three floors, and the entire skyscraper will turn to dust at near- free fall speed. Wow! I should start a demolition business then! I'll save millions!By saying that thousands of bombs/thermate would be necessary, these debunkers actually disprove the fire/airplane method of annihilation.

John
John

Is Stephen Lemons paid to write this nonsense? Frankly, I'm surprised he can write. He has clearly never read anything.

Walter Ego
Walter Ego

I think McCain would rather be tortured by the North Vietnamese again than spend two hours with the 9/11 truthers.

The History Channel's 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction documentary can be view on my blog:

http://911vids.blogspot.com/20...

James Bailey
James Bailey

It would make common sense to pre-wire a tall building that had been previously attacked by terrorists in an attempt to minimize damage should the same thing happen again. No sense in having a building like the Towers fall over sideways and take out ten city blocks of buildings when a fall into itself would minimize damage (and lawsuits) from the building. I mean, knowing that your building was attacked previously in an attempt to get it to collapse, wouldn't the question be asked "Could this happen again?" If the answer were yes, then making provisions for a future attack (i.e., pre-wiring a building so one could "pull" it in the case it poses a danger to other buildings around it) would make ultimate sense. The owner of the buildings might have decided to do this on his own, covertly, with a small crew demo experts (from a foreign country) over the period from the time of the first terrorist attack on the Towers (February 26, 1993). That's a period of approx. 7 years that this task may have been accomplished. Plenty of time to do in secret without a lot of people knowing what was going on.

I don't have any doubt that the planes flew into the towers, I just think that the building may have been "pulled" to prevent a larger amount of damage due to it falling sideways if it were to fall. The other more cynical thought is that the owner "pulled" the building because he wanted to be able to collect insurance proceeds from a complete collapse rather than have to try to rebuild a damaged building.

BTW - I don't think reasonable people who have doubts and want answers should be called names. It unprofessional for a journalist (or even a columnist) to act in such a manner.

ShawnB
ShawnB

cretinous mental cousins of Holocaust deniers, moon-howling inanities, tinfoil-hat notions, crackpot, cult-like, straightjackets, republiloon, crazy old bag, conspiritards, bullhockey, wack-job, twisted fantasies, lunatic, sick delusion, nutbars, moonbat, freaks, fruitcakes, conspiracy kookiness, fruit loop-iest, dingbats, 9/11 denial movement, pathetic pony-tailed pinhead, insanity, troofers...

This is a strange, almost hysterical reaction to American citizens demanding answers from their elected officials.

Coz
Coz

NORBERG'S GHOST

Let'smake sure Norbergs Ghost haunts Arpaio for the rest of his life.

 
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