Sheriff Joe’s goons bring new heights of absurdity to Phoenix City Hall

I still don't know what the stupidest part was.

Was it the Maricopa County sheriff's officer waving a public record at a reporter, daring him to touch it — making it clear that he'd have the reporter arrested if he did?

Was it the sheriff's deputies using a portable scanner to photocopy records they'd requested from Phoenix city officials — even though they refuse to let people use scanners on their own records?

Your tax dollars at work: The Sheriff's Office on the job at Phoenix City Hall.
Ray Stern
Your tax dollars at work: The Sheriff's Office on the job at Phoenix City Hall.
Ray Stern

Or, was it the five goons from the Sheriff's Office — seriously, five extra guys, all on government time — who showed up to form a protective circle around two deputies while they did the scanning, just in case reporters should again come knocking?

Seriously, it was like an episode of Punk'd at Phoenix City Hall last week. Only there was no Ashton Kutcher jumping out to scream that the whole thing was staged for our laughter, no moment when the sheriff's officers admitted they were joking.

The lunacy was all too real.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio's officers really are that paranoid, that bullying, that hypocritical. And, worst of all: They really are that willing to waste our tax dollars on a political vendetta.

And that's not funny. In fact, it's appalling.


It was April when Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon first denounced Sheriff Arpaio. The occasion was a César Chávez Day luncheon; the mayor's words were a harsh rebuke of Arpaio's "crime sweeps," which feature deputies swarming Latino neighborhoods, pulling over brown-skinned drivers, and sending Mexican nationals off to be deported. Gordon called it racial profiling.

Which, of course, it is.

These days, now that a brave coalition of politicians and activists are standing shoulder-to-shoulder against Arpaio, it's easy to forget just how courageous Gordon's words were. Don't be mistaken: This was a big deal. People e-mailed Gordon after the luncheon to say they had tears in their eyes. A transcript of his speech was e-mailed from inbox to inbox.

Mainstream Democrats like Governor Janet Napolitano had always given Arpaio wide berth. It was considered political suicide to challenge the sheriff, no matter how senile you might privately consider him to be.

Gordon's brave stance changed that. Even Napolitano, the savviest of politicians, has decided to pick a fight with Arpaio, reneging on a grant she promised for his immigration sweeps. Arpaio was forced to admit he'd had to learn about the governor's decision by reading New Times — that's how irrelevant he suddenly appeared.

And Arpaio has never been one to suffer an insult without retaliation.

Four weeks after the Chávez Day speech, an officer in Arpaio's Internal Affairs unit put in a public-records request at Phoenix City Hall, demanding to see six months of Gordon's e-mail (See "Fishing Expedition," May 15). The sheriff also ordered Phoenix to release e-mails from City Manager Frank Fairbanks, Police Chief Jack Harris, and a half-dozen top staffers. Arpaio also wanted the mayor's cell phone records, but because the mayor doesn't have a city-issued cell phone, the sheriff was out of luck.

Supposedly, the sheriff needed the information to investigate his own employees for racial profiling — an excuse so laughable, it's hardly worth repeating.

He just wanted dirt. And the chance to intimidate a political enemy.

The great irony is that Arpaio was using Arizona's public-records law — a law that the courts have held that his own office has repeatedly flouted — to do it.

But that was only the beginning.

City spokeswoman Toni Maccarone tells me that it took city workers more than 221 hours to gather the sheriff's request. When completed, the records totaled a staggering 9,343 pages.

Since the city charges 19 cents per page, that would have meant a $1,775.17 bill.

The sheriff could hardly justify spending that much on a vendetta-driven fishing expedition at a time when his office is slashing expenses left and right. So Arpaio's guys did something that their own office bars reporters from doing: They brought a scanner to duplicate the records without cost.

Last October, New Times reporter Ray Stern attempted to use his digital camera to copy some records that he'd ordered from the Sheriff's Office. The sheriff's lawyer ordered Stern to put his camera away — scanners and photographs are verboten when the sheriff is running the show.

And when Stern argued with the lawyer enforcing the rule, the sheriff's brass saw that he was cited for "disorderly conduct." That's a first-degree misdemeanor.

The city of Phoenix has no policy against scanners or digital cameras; it's not like they were giving Arpaio's guy a deal. But still, the sheriff's hypocrisy in employing a method he stops others from using is too rich.

And it gets worse.

Remember my buddy Ray Stern? Well, he showed up at the Clerk's Office while the sheriff's deputies were scanning away — and, again, nearly was arrested for his trouble.

It turns out the sheriff doesn't think that public records should be . . . public. When Stern asked the officers if he could take a look at records they weren't scanning, they told him to back off. Never mind that they were supposedly on a "break" and that their request totaled five boxes of photocopies — surely, enough to go around.

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old timer
old timer

Sorry Mr. Newsreporter but you have to show me where the Sheriff and his men are in the wrong.

Do you have an outstanding warrant you are afraid they will find.

Do you have an outstanding traffic volation you are afraid they will find.

Do you just not like law enforcement people.

Get a life, they serve and protect you and your loved ones.

Way to go Sheriff, I'm on your team.

renee wilkie
renee wilkie

I am questioning Joe Arpiao. My son is serving four and a half years in Florence West for a DUI and minor drug offences. I was under the impression that during his incarceration he would have access to college accredited classes through Rio Salado College for his rehabilation. Upon reveiwing the Rio Salado class catalog for inmates, I discovered that those that are serving 10 years for violent crimes have the opportunity to be dental hygenist, learn Arabic or Marine Biology amongst other beneficial classes that could land them a job. Then as ludicrios as it sounds, those serving 5 years have very little choices to rehabilatate themselves, actually there are about ten classes they have to choose from. All the others can not be done through correspondence. The ten year+ inmates do have limited access to computers and DVD's that allow them to pick and choose as they please the classes they want to take. Is my son there just for punishment and more than likely will be one of the 70% that reenter the prison syestem because he cannot find a decent job because he has had no reabilatation? Dear Joe, Please let me know how I should think about this delemma. Is it fair? Is it worthwhile? Does it make sense? Renee Wilkie

ken
ken

i wish we had a sheriff like him in central oregon.if only it was legal to shoot these filthy wetbacks i would be happy!

wc
wc

Although I thoroughly enjoyed the article, Gordon is by no means a hero. He�s an effeminate ineffective creep who road the fence long and hard and took a stance against Ar-pie-hole and the sweeps ONLY after he was threatened to be sued by the Justice Department not too long ago. Gordon�s inertia came to the Justice Department�s attention during the immigrant protests in the Pruitt�s parking lot. Gordon did absolutely nothing with the Pruitt�s situation until the JD intervened.

Coz
Coz

Just heard that Bozo Joe fired Shaq from MCSO for being in Florida and using foul language while at a Rap Concert. Bozo Joe says Shaq shouldn't be allowed to play anymore basketball professionally either for this....Bozo Joe stripped him of his MCSO Posse badge and his MCSO Secret Celebrity Police Badge. Oh my, this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Has Arpaio finally completely lost his mind or what.... This should be funnier than Hell once the true story comes out and not Bozo Joe's version..

Coz
Coz

Miller is nothing more than a CORRUPT PIG, always has been and always will be.

Lee Rosenstein
Lee Rosenstein

Re the article "Please Tell Me We're On Candid Camera" where you state: "Sheriff's Captain Jim Miller...picked up a couple of random folders sitting on the records counter and waved them in my face. 'Take these papers from my hand!' he snarled. 'Take these papers from my hand!'"

I wonder what would have happened had Mr. Stern taken the folders while stating: "Certainly, sir, I always follow the lawful orders of a police officer."

Chris
Chris

I didn't even read this whole article. I've read volumes about this Buford T. Justice wannabe. I just wonder, time and time again, how this fucking douchebag continues to get re-elected. He basically spits on the US constitution, excercises martial law in his own twisted way, treats people in all walks of life like shit and dies it in plain view of everyone on the planet. He's cost the state and Phoenix's tax payers untold millions of dollars. That alone should be enough for the mayor or the governor or SOMEBODY to give that ass crack his walking papers. What an embarassment of a public servant this impotent, self serving prick is. I feel for you Phoenix. I dig your town and I dig your state but somebody's got to do something about this fuck.

I Like to Repeat Words
I Like to Repeat Words

I served with THE REPEATER; I knew THE REPEATER; THE REPEATER was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no THE REPEATER.

Seriously.

I Like to Repeat Words
I Like to Repeat Words

I served with THE REPEATER; I knew THE REPEATER; THE REPEATER was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no THE REPEATER.

Seriously.

Grenator Grentsen
Grenator Grentsen

I served with THE REPEATER; I knew THE REPEATER; THE REPEATER was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no THE REPEATER.

Coz
Coz

The Bullshit will never end as long as Arpaio is in office...

William
William

Can i be part of the money game?! I will spend it before they want it back. Joe old age is getting the best of him. he dose not like us brown skin folks and he dose not like the higher power of him and most of all he is giving away or tax payers money. !!!WHAT A JOKE!!!

david Saint
david Saint

great article yet again from you Sarah! I think that whats lost here though is that in his report, Capt Miller states that one of them was a D.O. So what are detention officers doing running an internal affairs investigation is what really needs to be asked here. The mere fact that jail staff are gathering the information used in an investigation thats supposed to be an internal one screams of inpropriety in itself. Theres a reason Detectives are such, and theres a reason jail staff are such..And if their so understaffed that they cant open the satellite jails, and they have to shut down most of the visitation hours due to lack of staff, then why arent they there instead of scanning useless documents at City Hall that really could just be to gain the email add's of citizens who have sent a less than favorable opinion of MCSO to the Mayors office. . Its not like a few months ago they didnt try to do the same with New Times readers, so i dont think im that far off. Either way, you guys are awesome for being the ones that have stood up to this fascists regime and reported on the things that local media refused to in fear of reprisal from MCSO. AzRepublic has caught on, but i dont think their whole hearts are in it. Otherwise they wouldnt bury stories about the negative things MCSO does..(some they do, some they dont now) the Sheriff "mugabe" Arpaio regime is at its end, and he'll have no one to blame come Nov but himself and his main blimp hendermutt. PS 50% is about where hes at in the polls, seems to be some confusion about this. And lets not forget they dont say who their polling, repubs, dems, independants, whites only, etc..so that too could be off.

 
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