Jed Browman, that you? Jed, 'member me? Yer cuzzin Zeke! Last I seen or heard a you, we wuz both on the lam fer doin' the nasty with yer big sister! Man, if'n only she hadn't squealed on us! And I don't mean like the squealin' she was doin' while we wuz both doin' her! By the way, she still around? Anyways, you shore picked a helluva place to lay low. If'n yer white in these parts, yer purdy much a safe bet to not git messed with by the law. But Jed, ya really oughta' not use yer real name. Try sumthin' a little less country, like say Oscar or Terry. I know, not real manly like the name yer Mama give to ya. She wuz shore proud when you showed up, even with 4 husbands and eleventeen other kids runnin' around underfoot. Anyhoo, stay cool cuzzin'! Look me up next time yer up fer some family fun, if'n ya know whut I mean!