Nice to Meat You

Your vegan upbringing turned you into a meat-craving psychopath. At age 9, you offed your hippie parents and hid their bodies in your digestive tract. Ever since, you’ve found it hard to control your beastly instincts and have started roaming with the zombie crowd. At night, you loot the butcher’s shop, then return home for a relaxing bath inside the gaping abdomen of a freshly slain animal carcass. It’s at times like these that you realize your life outdoes even the sickest forms of entertainment.

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Then there’s the second annual Phoenix Fear Film Festival, and it really wants to be a contender. Reel after reel of gore will be featured, culminating in the world première of The Death Factory: Bloodletting, the new film by Sean Tretta (The Great American Snuff Film).