Yes, its visually stunning. Yes, we agree that trained dancers have leg muscles even the fiercest bodybuilder would envy. But unless youre light in the loafers or you pee sitting down, chances are youd rather have a spinal tap than sit through two hours of Swan Lake. Ballet Arizona hopes to change your mind with short, easy-to-digest original dance numbers and scenes from traditional ballets at Ballet Under the Stars. Hey, its free. Its outdoors. You can bring your own dinner and drinks (were particularly fond of sneaking a little Jack in our Coke, but shh, dont tell). If nothing else, you can score points with your sweetie for being so open to culture without spending one effin dime.
Sat., Sept. 27, 7 p.m., 2008