No, Maureen McCormick is Maureen McCormick, star of Skatetown USA, former country singer, and author of Heres the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, the latest of the Bunch memoirs. Shes also the only real Marcia Brady. Those others are wanna-bes. Pretenders to the throne. Fake Marcias. Shes also, according to her new book, a survivor. Of drug addiction, alcohol abuse, and a series of peculiar romances with, among others, Steve Martin and (gasp!) Michael Jackson.